What's The Record for Closed Threads?

Alphagene just closed a thread, the fourth, related to what an asshole I am. What’s the record for intolerance of mods? I have already had a thread closed with Zero responses, one minute after I opened it… that’s got to be a record.

So… what are there records?

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Thanks for playing. You will be missed. Much in the same manner as the hemmorhoid I had removed years ago is missed: Not At All.

Thank you, Admins and Moderators.

Goodbye to bad rubbish.

Jesus Christ, mods, ban him already.

I know you mods take a lot of crap from some regulars for banning too quickly in some instances, but keep in mind that there are also more than a few of us out here that think you move way too slowly sometimes.

Put him out of his misery!

I don’t want to pile on, I just want to see if I can get a response in before FarmerMartyr of Versailles, living [read: unbanned] patron saint of annoyance, has yet another thread closed.

Can you not just MOVE ON?!

Christ on a cracker…I think you’re the one hell-bent on ban-nation.

Give it a fucking rest.

Never mind.

Well, looks like you missed it on a technicality…

Guess he took my advice and moved on, huh?

And his claim to fame was his intelligence?

heh.

ha.

BWAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!
Thank you mods and admins. I salute you.

As has he, so shall his thread.

<tears garments and weeps uncontrollably> Give it 3 days and check on him in the crypt.