My ear hurts. Not a lot, it’s just tender. But that’s the first sign, you know. Yeah. Ear cancer.
My hand feels a little weak lately. I’m not dropping things, it just feels slightly less than optimal strength. Probably MS.
I keep thinking I see movement out of the corner of my eye, but when I turn my head I see nothing. I know I have three cats, but perhaps I actually have schitzophrenia.
I usually pay the rent early, but this month I’m paying it on time, so I’m sure the landlord will evict me for being late for being early.
Gotta go out of town on Sunday. My partner’s license is valid, but from another state. I’m sure they will refuse to rent us the car. If they do, we’ll get pulled over and arrested. If we don’t, we’ll get abducted by aliens, who will refuse to take us to their home planet because of the out-of-state license. This is why I don’t drive. Nothing but problems.
So what’s your problem, bub?