Ask the merchant mariner.
Ask the guy who can’t hold an intelligent conversation.
Ask the Diabetic
Ask the SCA member
Ask the Recorder player
Ask the ex-Tuba player
Ask the expatriot Californian living in the Twin Cities
Ask the guy who’s studied lots of different martial arts, but not very much of them, except for Shotokan, which he hasn’t studied for a while so it kinda doesn’t count any more.
Ask the Archaeologist.
Ask the (ex) Phonologist.
Ask the guy who flunked out of college and still made it into grad school.
Ask the in-line Roman Catholic
Ask the law student
Ask the comic book reader
Ask the Star Wars nut
…wait, how DID you flunk college and still make grad school?
In a nutshell…
Flunked out at 18.
Travelled, worked, partied, and played for the next five years.
Started over at community college.
Eventually transferred and graduated from ol’ state university (some nine years after originally flunking out).
Applied to a bunch of programs and got in to about half.
Ask the fat guy
Ask the old guy
Ask the fat old guy
Ask the fat old guy with diabetes
Ask the fat old guy with diabetes and high blood pressure
Ask the fat old guy with diabetes, high blood pressure and…Aaaaargh! ::falls to the floor::
OK, I’ll play:
- Ask the former telemarketing manager
- Ask the survivor of 12 years of Catholic school
- Ask the woman that does not want children - EVER
- Ask the sports-addicted chick who never gets her sports opinions taken seriously by guys
Welll…
The nice but boring ones would be:
Ask the psychologist
Ask the girl who worked as field-botanist
Ask the civil servant
…TTT and I could fight over who best represents the Dutch point of view…at least until Coldfire comes back to dwarf us with his dazzling eloquence
The slightly embarassing, and kinda childish but more interesting ones would be:
Ask the girl who had liposuction (and find out if its for you!)
Ask the girl who tried psychedelics (and who can say more about it then “well it was, you know, kinda cool”)
Ask the blonde with big breasts
Ask the fledgling guitarist/ex-flutist
Ask the Direct Marketing Specialist
Ask the Bulldog Owner
Ask the girl who knows tons of useless trivia
Ask the guy who watched Fellowship of the Rings eight times
Ask the guy who have forgotten how many times he had watched the Two Towers (defintely more than eight, probably more than 10, but I can’t be sure).
Ask the guy who have to convince non-geek friends to play role-playing games.
Ask the medievalist.
Ask the Disney nut.
Ask the college English teacher.
nahhh… better not. 
Ask the Natural Insemination Team Captain! :dubious:
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It coould have been ask the guy who [ul]
[li]spends too much money on his bicycle[/li][li]collects corkscrews[/li][li]lives with two gay guys (but is straight)[/li][li]thinks he knows something about wine[/li][/ul]
but then someone here asked me are you the guy who works on an oil rig? I’m nearly onto my second page <insert smug smiley>
*Ask the heterosexual married white guy who works for the government.
*Ask the former band director.
*Ask the tuba player.
*Ask the guy who likes really cold weather.
Ask the person who lived in Israel.
Ask the person who lived in Israel during a US attack on Iraq (yeah, we were a little nervous).
Ask the Californian who voluntarily up and moved to Michigan.
Ask the … not very interesting person. Dammit!
- Ask the Microbiologist
- Ask the Dog Trainer
- Ask the wife of a Marine Corps Reservist who was activated six weeks ago.
-ask the hockey fanatic
-ask the hockey goaltender expert
-ask the guy who hates hot weather
-ask the Danger Mouse and Looney Toon cartoon junkie (those were great)
-ask the software developer
-ask the guy with the most beautiful wife and son in the world
-ask the guy that is so caught up with learning new things that he doesn’t have time to put knowledge into practice.
-Ask the theatre (theater) guy.
-Ask the guy who can’t seem to live in one state for longer than 8 months.
-Ask the guy who knows random, boring facts about unimportant things.
[ul][li] Ask the parliamentarian[/li][li] Ask the theologian[/li][li] Ask the lawyer[/li][li] Ask the grammar nut[/li][li] Ask the association president[/li] Ask the Latinist[/ul]
Ask the:
Functional test technician that is employed by a large US commercial aircraft manufacturer.
Former stock car driver.
Collector of auto racing memorbilia. (had to do something when I quit driving.)
Collector of skunks, Crayola crayons, and empty AOL CD cases.
Maker of the worlds best hamburger and sausage gravies.