Ask the: [ul]
[li]former live radio drama director[/li][li]Madison, Wisconsin resident[/li][li]returning to college after dropping out 20 years ago guy[/li][li]WWII aircraft buff[/li][li]guy who’s completely lost touch with popular culture since 1980[/li][li]guy who can make a whole room full of people laugh but couldn;t write a joke if his life depended on it[/li][li]Steely Dan fan[/li][li]lonely guy[/li][li]general knowledge specialist[/li][li]bullshit artist[/li][li]guy who has little technical training but can get just about anything working[/li][li]office productivity software expert operator[/li][li]the guy who admits to more flaws anf mistakes than he needs to[/li][li]guy whose diet consists mainly of peanut butter[/li][li]guy who hasn’t used a stove or oven for at least 10 years[/li][/ul]
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Ask the person who was just about to start a thread about what people’s areas of “ask the ___” expertise where but was beaten to the punch by brainfizz.
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Ask the person who’s never been to Australia but loves vegemite.
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Ask the person who learned to speak a foreign language just by taking classes.
Ask the Jack the Ripper freak.
Ask the Toilets in History freak.
Ask the Bizarre 19th Century Sexual Sciences freak.
…Hmmm, this thread is making me look fetishy. I think I’ll move on…
fun!
*Ask the mother of 3
*Ask the legal secretary (to the lawyers here … grrr)
*Ask the mother of 3, legal secretary in her mid-thirties who wants to go back to college.
*Ask the Traditional Roman Catholic
*Ask the person who really wants to learn Latin
*Ask the person who enjoys gardening
*Ask the person who enjoys music
Ask the telemark skier.
Ask the paddler.
Ask The [ul]
[li]Fraud Analyst[/li][li]Wrestling Expert[/li][li]Former Online Columnist[/li][li]Punk Rock Girly Girl[/li][li]Sometimes snarky bitch[/li][/ul]
Interesting secret ingredient. 
Ask the interior designer.
Ask the former New Waver.
Ask the wannabe criminologist/ serial killer expert.
Ask the woman with 3 cats and two dogs how to get pet hair off furniture. (it’s not easy!!)
Ask the Jane Austin freak.
Ask the amateur psychologist.
Ask the middle school teacher
Ask the former bass clarinetist
Ask the Barbara Hambly fan
Hmm…
Ask the lesbian
Ask the computer network geek
Ask the self-employed nerd
Ask the volleyball nut
Ask the uni dropout
That’ll do for now
Max.
Ask the gamer who’s marrying her (former) ST.
Ask the Animorphs fan.
Ask the AP/National Merit chick.
Ask the Buffy fan.
Ask the Wiccan at a conservative Lutheran university.
Ask the idiot rooming with 2 other idiots (not you, AotL, the other two!
Ask the BPD sufferer
Ask the inspring but not getting far writer
Ask the MUDs addict (www.mudconnector.com)
Ask the Japanese guy
Ask the recumbent bike rider
Ask the astronomer
I guess that’s about it… There are better astronomers on this board though (or astronomers who are better at explaining things, which is all I know about them) so I wouldn’t dream of doing it myself.
I already had mine early on: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28711
Wow. Was that really almost three years ago?
Ask The [ul]
[li]canuck (yeah I’m sure I’m the only one (; )[/li][li]high school dropout[/li][li]girl who grew up in a house with a crazy mother, a drug dealer and 10 cats[/li][li]the worlds biggest Friends fan[/li][li]cashier[/li][/ul]
Ask the Salt Marsh Ecologist
Ask the bookie’s daughter
Ask the stalking victim
Ask the polymer clay artist
Ask the editorial writer
Ask the public school reform activist
Ask the attention deficit disorder chick (but be tolerant if she forgets to answer)
Ask the reformed nailbiter
Ask the Saturn driver
Ask the desktop publishing lady
Ask the jobhopper
Ask the amateur photographer
Ask the severely nearsighted person
Ask the Tarot card reader
Ask the compulsive sorter
Ask the bad 70s pop music fan
Ask the EBay seller
Ask the smoker
Ask the anti-gun extremist
Ask the Mastiff owner (or the cat lady, or the rat lady)
Ask the flatchested woman
Ask the fag hag
Ask the Yankee Candle addict
Ask the soapmaker
Ask the waitress
Ask the Mommy
Ask the loser
Ask the just-out-of-the-closet bisexual!
Ask the redhead!
Ask the depressed guy!
Ask the aspiring graphic novelist!
Ask the green socialist libertarian!
Ask me! Anything!
Them’s was good readin’. Are they still being written, or is the series over?