What's your "Ask The [blank]"?

In My Humble Opinion
101

Ask the British Lesbian Single Mum (with a Chinese Girlfriend).

Or just ‘Ask the Gay Parent,’ but that’s way too boring.

102

Ask the mother of twins
Ask the Account Receivables manager (coughcollectionscough)
Ask the breast implants woman
Ask the mother of an autistic child
Ask the former meth addict
Ask the Barbie doll fanatic

103

Ask the children’s choir director
Ask the Redskins intern
Ask the rottweiler owner
Ask the girl that is notoriously bad at picking out paint colors

104

This is a hijack, but I wanted to let brainfizz know that he should do the Ask the Pro Tour Magic Player thread. I know I’d enjoy it, and I know there are plenty of other Magic players on these boards.

105

Ask the Cable Guy
Ask the Military Guy
Ask the computer game nerd
Ask the professional goofball
Ask the Dad

106

Hmmm… I could do:

Ask the mother of an orthopedically disabled child.

-or-

Ask the housewife.

-or-

Ask the amateur etiquette maven.

That’s all I got.

107

Heheh! Will do then, as soon as I get my internet set up at home… not on often enough to answer questions atm!

108

Ask the…

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[li]Military brat[/li][li]American who grew up in Germany[/li][li]Runner[/li][li]Dog Owner[/li][li]Childless by Choice[/li][/ul]

109

Ask the jealous lifelong Skins fan!!!

110

Ask the nerd who does NOT like Star Trek
Ask the programmer
Ask the Pink Floyd fan
Ask the bad poet
Ask the bad indie musician/producer/writer.
Ask the Gargoyles fan.

111

Ask the 29-year-old guy who’s never had a steady GF.

112

I second this.

We, the uninformed, wish to illuminated.

113

I’ll try posting this again…

  1. Ask the 80s Music Chick
  2. Ask the Kate Bush Fan
  3. Ask the Purple Fanatic (got married in a purple dress)
  4. Ask the Sick Chick (I’m home with the flu)
  5. Ask the Aunt (I’ve got seven nephews - one more and I’ll have a basketball team [I think])

Patty

114

Nurse Carmen is a man? Shit. There goes my image of *her * sitting in front of a computer with a nurses uniform on, showing lots of leg and bosom. :slight_smile:

115

Ask the judo black belt.

Ask the adoptive father.

Ask the non-fundamentalist Christian.

Ask the guy who wears a tie to work by choice.

Ask the conservative.

Regards,
Shodan

116

Ask the martial artist
Ask the dancing instructor
Ask the new age healer
Ask the lazy university student
Ask the relationship-disaster guy

117

Ask the[ul]* guy who showed up way too late

  • second amateur (semi-pro, actually) herpetologist
  • third tuba player! (former)
  • third programmer
  • trumpet, flugel, alto, baritone player
  • beginning harmonica player
  • ferret owner
  • collector of art glass, snuff bottles, trumpets, and Mata Ortiz pottery
  • guy who just doesn’t give rat’s rump
  • anti-spin
    [/ul]
118
  • Ask the Korean guy
  • Ask the guy with a 3rd degree black belt in taekwondo
  • Ask the guy living in Guatemala
  • Ask the nonreligious guy (people give me crap if I say agnostic so…)
  • Ask the guy who has never lived one country for over 3 years consecutively
  • Ask the burnout
  • Ask the guy who couldn’t get a good haircut to save his life
  • Ask the smoker who doesn’t feel the need to quit
  • Ask the lactose intolerant guy
  • Ask the resident asshole
119

This wording works for me:

Ask me about Yosemite National Park. (People do. I have a Yosemite web site.)
Ask me about drawing and painting, especially portraits.
Ask me about glazing pottery in earthenware, using commercial glazes.
Ask me about film composers, like Jerry Goldsmith.

120

That should be, “Ask me about glazing earthenware pottery, (with commercial glazes).”

I don’t mix my own glazes. (Yuck.)