•_Ask the psychiatric inmates’ liberation front representative
• Ask the male Feminist Studies student
• Ask the FileMaker Pro database geek
• Ask the heterosexual sissy guy
and of course:
• Ask the SDMB board addict 
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Originally posted by NurseCarmen
what the hell is a Melungeon?[/qoute]
Wait 'till Easter, and all will be revealed!
.:Nichol:.
Ask the…
Rabid Madonna Fan
Non-evil redheaded academically inclined lesbian witch It’s all true, I swear
Contemporary dancer/choreographer
~kfl,
On pins and needles waiting for the new Madonna CD, out April 22
Forgot one…Ask the former altar boy
**Since no one will ever ask **
Ask the…
Former Travel Agent
Former Video Store Clerk
Movie fan
Mom of two kids
Psuedo Farmer
semi-comedian
romance writer
lackidaisical housekeeper & cook
SDMB addict
Mom who volunteered to make 19 scrapbooks for her son’s preschool class and I’m into scrapbooking, yet strangely, I’m not panicking either.
How to pack your luggage.
Frank Sinatra & Big Band Sound
Classical music lover who couldn’t tell you poop about what it is or what *it all means * but it sure sounds purty.
Woman who can drive a stick shift and a farm tractor. Some times at the same time.
Who writes the funniest Xmas brag letter you will ever receive.
and my greatest contribution to society:
ThreadKiller.
Ask the nuclear engineer
Ask the guy who married a Peruvian
Ask the soon-to-be father of triplets
Ask the guy who drives a Camaro 
Ask the… adoptee
Ask the… single mom of one very stubborn little girl
Ask the… college drop out
Ask the… tattoo fanatic
Ask the… chick who gets along wonderfully with her ex
Ask the… flautist
Ask the… former headbanger
Ask the… pointless trivia person
Ask the… gubbermint worker
Ask the… jigsaw puzzle master
Ask the… needlepoint person
Ask the… part time vegan
Ask the… woman with polycystic kidney disease
Ask the… person who has never lived more than 40 miles away from where she grew up
Ask the… chick who worked at an “adult entertainment” store
Ask me about…
being a DJ
being a traffic reporter
living in Key West in the 80s
working on the same novel for 10 years (actually, don’t ask about that.)
living in DC now
being on 8 kinds of allergy meds
mixing a great martini
Ask the:
- 5 time undefeated Jeopardy! champion with winnings fo $50,703 and a 2002 Chevy Tahoe
- public notary
- guy who went to Catholic schools for 12 years, and now doesn’t believe any of that nonsense
- guy who works for a cool not-for-profit organization
- the guy who spends way too much time on the SDMB
- the guy who has never been Pitted, yet. Well actually nobody pays much attention to his posts, so maybe he should become a troll so someone might recognize him
- 5 time undefeated Jeopardy! champion who crashed and burned in the Tournament of Champions
[ul]
[li]Ask Bobby Dylan[/li][li]Ask the Beatles[/li][li]Ask Timothy Leary[/li][li]Couldn’t help me either.[/ul][/li]Well, it had to be said.
Maybe it should be:
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Ask The Guy Who Turns Everything Into A Joke To Cover The Existential Pain of Living In A Harsh And Godless Universe With A Headcold.[/bold]
While we’re at it, ask the guy who didn’t preview his post.
Sigh.
:eek:
I’d make a joke, but she’d probably kick my ass, turn me into a newt, stomp on me, then dance on my grave. 
Whilst eating pie.
Davebear and Shirley, you are both adorable nuts.
And what’s so :eek: about being a Madonna fan? Huh? HUH?!?
fingertips crackling with blue lightning, eyes turning black
Ask the Intern (which I’ve done. A couple of years ago I did Ask the Medical Student. I guess in a few months I have to do Ask the Upper-Level Resident.)
Ask the Magician (he won’t tell you anything, but you can ask )
Ask the Phish Enthusiast
Probably more, but those are the most unique.
Dr. J
Ask the non-expert willing to opine on any subject.
Except politics (yawn)
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Ask the woman who has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show
287 times and played everyone in the cast, except Rocky. -
Ask the woman who prefers Miller Lite to any other beverage.
*Ask the Buffy the Vampire Slayer freak
*Ask the woman who has been registered with a talent agency
for 3 years and only gotten 3 jobs.
*Ask the woman who is obsessed with Halloween
“Tree Good, Fire Bad”
“Ask the Doorman at the Bar That Almost Exclusively Served Underaged Kids.”
“Ask the Coxswain.”
“Ask the Guy That Lost 45 Pounds in 27 Days.”
“Ask the Hitchhiker”
“Ask the Hard-partying New Orleans Resident.”
I will actually do these if someone asks.
That’s awesome, Happy! I’d like to see this thread as it took me 5 months to lose 45 lbs.
No, it’s not awesome. I went from 160 to 115 in less than a month to race in a regatta, and I did it by starving myself. But I will post if asked more.