Simply, “KNACKERS AND PISS!”
My ex BF gave me that one, and also “BUCKETS OF FUCK!”
“ARSEWEASELS!” is my own.
“Horse’s Ass!”
“Jesus Aaron Presley!”
“Fuck a duck!”
When moving up in expletive severity, I, too, prefer the good solid 30-06 shot of the single outburst to coprolalic rambling. One good solid “Fuck!” will usually sum up what I have to say as well as anything could.
(I am probably going to have to use “God’s Cock!”, though.)
Dr. J
First off, I should say that I’m in total admiration of “God’s Cock!” I hope I remember that the next time something really nasty happens to me.
I’ve often used “Bloody Hell”, or just a simple “fuck” or “shit.” But the one I’ve used the most when I’m really pissed off is “Christ on a stick.” Can’t explain why, but there are times when the rhythm of that curse just feels right.
‘Sperm burping gutter gash.’ is a favorite of mine.
Many horrible words describing the fate of your immortal soul, your relationship with your mother, your parents’ illicit marital status, and a wide variety of unusual sexual practices.
I haven’t actually had the opportunity to use this one yet, I’m saving it for just the right moment.
I ran across a great quote from Penn Jillette, from a bit in their show in which he juggles broken liquor bottles. He explains that they prefer not to use profanity in their show, but “If I get cut, I’ll take you on a scatological, sexual, white-knuckle ride through the Old Testament featuring the violent, non-consensual sex acts of Deuteronomy 14 through 27 described in the graphic street language of the late, great, Tupac Shakur.”
Dr. J
What more need be said?
Jesus’ tits, we need more threads like this!
I find that shouting the Seven Words You Can’t Say on (network) Television in sequence usually does the job.
I’ve always found that there is something satisfying about saying “Jesus FUCK” or “Jesus H. FUCK.”
MR
‘Nogooddirtyrottenmotherfuckinbastard.’ Meant to be said fast and furious. And only in a fit of hate, frustration, or in dealing with a complete asshole.
good luck.
When I’m really at the end of it, I grit my teeth and say “Oh, Fuck me in a BIG WAY!”