I heard this said at a Vampire LARP and stunned descended in all directions.
“You are the festering afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!”
Look them straight in the eye and say—
You are kulturny.
or
You have forgotten the face of your father.
or
You watch talkshows.
or
I know you’re lying; your lips are moving.
or
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
or
Hmmmmm…it kinda looks like a penis, only smaller.
Look them up and down slowly and say
You are so…wrong. On so many different levels. Just wrong.