As I spent this past weekend in my semi-regular poker game with my buddies, I realize we sure do insult each other alot, and some of them are tried and true, but getting old nonethless. So…
Whats your best insult/comeback or just catch all line you use when ticked, or just being funny?
Two of my oldies but goodies:
“If I want your opinion I will give it to you.”
I cant remember where I got that one, but it’s like an old friend at this point.
“you are the treadmark on the underwear of life”
I dont use that one on strangers very often, but sadly I do use it alot when talking to my siblings…