Your teeth are like the stars: yellow and far apart
You know whats wrong with you? As a child, your daddy threw you 3 times in the air and only caught you twice.
Your face is like a sneaker. It smells and I wanna put my foot in it.
(Well, this one sounds better in German)
Don’t the Germans have a saying that translates to “I can’t smell you” (i.e. you stink) or something like that?
“I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.”
Is it lonely at the bottom of the bell curve?
For those who want to deliver the dis but want to avoid the responsibility:
“You know, I don’t care what everyone else is saying … I think you’re an excellent [insert profession]”.
Damn, I’m Cuban and I’d never heard of that. But it’s from the 50’s so that would explain it. The actual spanish spelling would be: “Me cago en el guardafango que quita el fango del coño de tu puta madre”.
You have teeth like pearls…black ones
Oh look everyone 1000 posts.
Where’s my T shirt, Blue Peter Badge and photograph of the Kaiser having a poo
The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.
If I wanted any lip from you, I’d take off my pants.
(not you spogga, I was answering the OP.)