I swear, I’ve got the Curse of the Stupid People.
Everywhere I go, whether in real life or online, I run into stupid people. People who take ten minutes to make change for a $1 bill. People who swear that psychic surgery can cure cancer. People who make left turns from the rightmost lane. People who believe anything they see on TV. People who think Windows is as easy to use as a Macintosh. People who believe Jack Chick tracts. And Conservatives. 
Maybe I should designate an anti-stupidity zone around my person so these stupid people will stay away from me…