Fart game #12: Walking farts
Her: bwoot
Me: silence
Her: bwoot bweeet
Me: You got the walking farts?
Her: No! beweet puun bwack
Her: It’s the dog.
Me: I’ll let you go tonight but tomorrow I’m eating nothing but bananas and bacon.
Her: You bastard, I’ll kill you.
Men’s tampon: a wad of toilet paper wedged between their butt cheeks after or during a heavy night of drinking.
Fart Game #13: Fart Chess
Me: If I fart here, with a wind direction of S-SouthEast at 5 mph, that couple might smell it. I should move over at least 3 yards to the N-NW, but that would put me in position for that group of kids to smell it. The doorway 4 clicks east might give me enough defense to cause my fart to swirl around and not escape, but it will take me at least 2 moves to get there. If I fart here, this redneck would get it full force, and we’d probably have a good laugh.
Little known facts about The Fart Game:
The Fart Game is the world’s oldest known joke,1900BC: BBC NEWS | Special Reports | Flatulence joke is world's oldest
The Fart War, considered to be the first fart art: The Internet Has Officially Discovered The Most Epic Fart Battle In All Of Art History (NSFW) | HuffPost Entertainment
Eddie Murphy’s “Delirious” special where the term “the fart game” entered Western vocabulary: Eddie Murphy's Delirious Part 8 - Fart Game - YouTube