Omigod, “Puddles,” that’s great!
And Gr8Kat, “Whiskers Rowell” sounds very “Kitten with a Whip” to me!
And “Bulldog Zimmerman” sounds like Bob Dylan’s younger brother, who went into law enforcement.
Milky Morris
A little too wholesome, I think.
Okay, if we’re talking the first pet I remember that was a family pet: Princess
First pet I had responsibility for: Goldie
Street I grew up on: Split between Andover Court and Calle Yucca.
Hmm…so I could be Princess Andover, Goldie Andover, Goldie Yucca, and Princess Yucca.
Princess Yucca…Hmm. Don’t think that would sell too many videos!
My boyfriend would be Eliot Barbara. Hmm. Sounds like a transvestite.
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”
“English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.”
This is very odd, but I’m all for odd things.
Pet + Street= Satchel Sunrise (Ooo, he must like the mornings).
Mascot + Maiden Name= Bengal Brownell (Now that’s high class).
Middle Name + Current Street= Timothy Lions
(That’s got white boy written all over it).
I’m staying with Satchel Sunrise. Out of respect for my “kitty”.
Oh, my, let’s see:
Pet + street = Spot Highway 124 (don’t think so)
Mascot + Maiden name = Comet Gibson (1940’s football star?)
Middle name + street = Western Maple (That’s it!)
Western is a strange middle name, but it fits perfectly with my current street. I’ve even got a tagline:
“Western Maple - the hardest woody in the world!”
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
Caroline Dove.
My screenname(which is taken from Nabokov’s Lolita) is a better porno name. Though I kind of like “Caroline Dove” better than my actual name…
I also lived on Schoolhouse Lane for a while, but “Schoolhouse” is a little too sick to be part of anyone’s porno anything. EEEEWW.
For strippers and pornstars this works ,but hookers? I don’t think hokers HAVE last names. Bluepony, you’ve probably had some experience with that,what do you think?(HEE HEE) Now lets see,
posted 08-13-1999 08:00 AM
(first pet, street name):
Scooter Jackson eh other pets;Spatz,eh;Cyclone Jackson(stripper);Mopsy Jackson;Hank Jackson(Now at the plate…)
(high school mascot, mother’s maiden name):
Sandie Judge, eh (Sandie Jackson?) let’s try University Buffalo Judge no!
(middle name, current street)
Wayne Lorraine mmm well not too bad
CYCLONE LORRAINE! A really wild stripper
I just realized with this information,especially that hi school mascot,Bluepony can track me down. And if anybody can he can.
Signitorily yours, Mr John
" Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."-Marx
“…”-Marx
Mascot+ mother’s maiden:
Panther Heller
Works a lot better than my father’s name(see above)
mine? well, our (my family’s) first pet was already alive when I was born so…that name would be: Sasha Winston
OR
the name of MY first pet would make my name: Tiger Winston
I’m thinkin I like the Tiger name. 
tipi
Rosie Cavell. (God, I’m embarrassed.)
But if I ever do drag, I have my name all picked out: Faygeleh Shiksa.
Depending on which pet you count (there was a dog and a cat around from the moment I was born), I’m either Burgandy Mayhood or Cocoa Mayhood.
Wow, I really scored on this one:
Coquette Martell…guess I was born to be in the sex trade. hey wait…I AM!!!
My fiance is Butchie Plunkett.
One I like better, your Jedi name & PLANET:
Make or model of your car/last drug you ingested.
Which would make me:
Paseo of the planet Nic-o-Tine.
And my fiance is Buick of Ale.
We do precision guesswork
Orpheus Morgan… hmmm…
Subaru Caffiene—nah.
Mustang Bayer–sound like German scientist that was adopted by Indians.
Try Su Baru of Caf Fiene
Thunderbird of Aleve. :::snort:::
Hmmm…
Cirrus of Mo Trin. (Hey, that one might actually work!)
I’d be Contour of the planet Elavil
Neon Paxil
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy