FLASH from even earlier in childhood:
Mickey Neartop
Friends and coworkers used various methods to come up with these:
Wolf White
Thumper Valley
King High
Ginger Fairview
Moose Harper
Rocket Madison
Rebel Lee
Pepper Laurel
Jiffy Brentwood
Black Dog Spring
Boots Lake
Tornado Jane
Stinky Hicks
Bunny Espejo…is it me, or does that lack something?
–Kalél
(The Original EnigmaOne)
Common ¢ for all ages.
Bohoo!I had no pet!Zero!I’ll use that then:
Zero Mitchell
I ran the original recipe by my girlfriend (who just said "Don’t you DARE give them my name!!!) and hers is…
“Lassie Puritan!”
Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post
You guys are NUTS!
I mean this in a good way.
Let’s see. My first pet…I never had one, but when I was born, my parents had a cat. That would make me:
Precious Chesterfield
mascot/maiden:
Lancer MacDonald (not bad, if you’re male…I’m not)
Jedi:
Saturn of NyQuil.
Hm.
How about Tootsie Springfield?
Sounds like porn to me.
However, Zette said it best with, “Snowball Dodd…hmmmmm- possibilities??”.
If only she knew what snowballing was…it’s aking to feltching but not quite as gross. 
HUGS!
To Yota of Allegra D
Hey, that actually works!
Most common question I ask: “What?”
Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”
Herbert Oaklawn
Sounds more like a bank president.
HA! Zsa Zsa Corkwood! This is most definitely a hooker’s name!
StoryTyler
The fun starts here!
I thought this was great:
For the jedi name, my mom was the Grand Marquis of Beta Suron
My Jedi name is Astro of Sominex.
MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!
Here’s how I learned to do the Star Wars Name. It’s a bit more work, but then you get a nice full, formal name :
Lesev Bupon, Snaventura of Nasacort
Boots Van Owen, which I think is the most dominatrix-like name thus far.
OK, Leslie, let’s try that out.
Pathu Crpor, Tnuhornet of Aspirin
Carpe hoc!
OK, Leslie, let’s try that out.
Pathu Crpor, Tnuhornet of Aspirin
Carpe hoc!
damn…
Hmmm, this is my first post here, but I had to play along
1st pet/1st Street: Max Diane
Mascot/ Maiden name: Golden Eagle Nelson
Middle name/Current street : Blaise Pueblo
I think Blaise Pueblo is the only one that could possibly work. I don’t like it, though. My former street would’ve worked better - Blaise Sheridan. If only I’d known that I wouldn’t have moved
“You’re going to listen
to ME? To something I
said? Haven’t I made it
abundantly clear over the
tenure of our friendship
that I don’t know shit?”
I took this game to work with me the other night and we came up with some good ones. The best was “Tomcat Bigwood”. I mentioned the Buster Cherry one, and a Syrian resident (doctor) didn’t get it. He smiled tolerantly while the rest of us howled with laughter.
I tried to get the Syrian doctor to play along, but it was difficult. For one thing, he insisted he’d never, ever had a pet. Then he said, well, he’d had a cat once for a few days but he didn’t like it so he got rid of it, and he hadn’t bothered to name it. He didn’t go to a high school like we have here, and he didn’t know or care what his college mascot was. He was able to provide his mother’s maiden name, but he had to translate it from Arabic for us.
Using first pet, first street:
Ophelia Clark
first pet/mother’s maiden: Ophelia LaFaro, that could work!
Jedi name /planet Wrangler of Silica, or do vitamins not count??
St. Stella
pet/street: Sandy Klondike (not bad, but a bit touristy)
mascot/maiden name: Warriorette Oldham (um, no.)
middle name/street: Ruth Niagara (well, at least Niagara rhymes with Viagra)
My Jedi name (fudged a bit, because you can’t do much with LTD): Reliant of Chlor Tripolon
or the hard way: Sarpu Olwhi, Hgucitation of
Chlor Tripolon