Get Out More
Get A Life
Get Girlfriend
Get Layed
This is quite improbable due to time/money constraints:
Bike trip from southern Italy to northern Britain/Scotland.
sigh
It would be fun, I know it.
Nahtanoj
Learn Italian
Read Dante’s Inferno (not translated version)
See place my grandparents were born (Genoa)
Take kinder to see the great museums of Europe
Buy Mr. Maureen his own island.
Things to do today:[ul][]Decline invitation of <insert supermodel name here>. Already going to party with <insert another supermodel’s name here> at Prince William’s.[]N.B. Return Mrs. Windsor’s call![]Study for astrophysics final![]Meet with personal banker re: Caymans trust.[]Finish outline of next comic!!![]French dictée 14:00.[*]Review Party funds w/treasurer.[/ul]
Find rich, handsome, sexy guy.
Marry him.
Become a jet set parasite.
[ul]
[li]Win $25 million lottery jackpot[/li][li]Take afternoon off[/li][/ul]
Finish remodeling the bathroom.
Find time for an afternoon nap.
Learn to play piano.
Finally learn to let go of all of the silly petty shit I let bother me.
Finish my Hobbit Hole Project in the back field.
Go fishing up in Nova Scotia
Read, Read, Read… I have nary a second lately to finish several books I’m into.
Fossil hunting in Southern AZ.
Vanessa Williams.
Learn to speak Japanese
Learn to Fly
Go sky diving
Go to Japan
Go bunggie jumping
Learn to play the banjo well
Get out of this job
Get a teaching credential
Move to AZ or get the hell out of CA
and on and on and on…
Stop visiting the SDMB. 
Quit smoking
Quit dwelling on stupid shit
Lose 10 lbs.
Sleep soundly
Get into excellent shape
Actually decide what I’m doing with my life
Take a trip to Texas, and a couple other places
Keep the guy of my dreams
Marry & have kids
Voila.
Watch shuttle launch from Cape Canaverel.
Become fluent in French.
Make love in a hot-air balloon.
.:Nichol:.
It’s “laid,” isn’t it?
My major one is “Be first person to get laid in space.”
So that’s what’s wrong, I’ve been sending out dyslexic signals all allong. Instead of putting out a mental sinal request for “Sexy ladies” I’ve been requesting “Sixty ladders”.
Bippy. HaH!
I thought you meant layed, like the potato chips.
**Shirley’s To Do Wish List **
Get a life.
Have a friend, possibly two.
Get in Shape
Win a big fat lottery.
Become a parasitic jetsetter with Twickster.
Learn belly dancing
Make movies.
Learn to play guitar
Get some actual work done.
The fact that it’s improbable and that I’m so lazy is a bit 
to be honest.