R. Lo. fo rme too.
My wfe is J. Lo. and they call her that at work.
I am L. Qu…or L. Qua…or L. Quan?
Which is right first two letters, first three, or first syllable?
Well, it’s ugly either way…
E Co
mmmm think I like it! 
M. Fo
Slide right into da hood.
Maiden… K. Hu
Err…no.
Married… K. Fe or K. Fer
K. Fer sounds way too hilbilly 
online
O. Ca or O. Cat
Dubya Ma.
I don’t like it. Sounds like Yo Yo’s boneheaded kid brother.
And , just when you thought it was safe, here comes K Co.
C.We
I think that’s Welsh for “the look you get on your face just when you realize you’ve put your underwear on backwards.”
E Ba
Proof I spend way too much time on the internet.
Or, the cry of a demented sheep.
R Co.
S.Go
Its okay.
mmmm? I like Eve’s name better…EGO!
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M. Me.
-Myron
E. Mo checking in…
C. Ol
Blech! I need something better.
If I use my middle name:
C. Lai
or
L. Ol
I kinda like C. Lai
M. Ra
That settles it, there is nothing cool about my name at all. Sigh.
K. Oh
Yeah, go ahead and say it, because I haven’t heard enough clever boxing jokes in my life. 
D. Fe
sounds like a martial art.
A. Sh.
I guess “Ash” isn’t so bad
Gah!
W. Ar
“War”… Now that’s comforting.