C. Step
How boring!
Using the first syllable method, my maiden name is J. Joe. (Spelled Geo, but pronounced Joe.) My married name (which I shan’t actually have for another year or two, but I like it better) would be J. Bay. (Ba, with a long A.)
P. Lo (maiden)
P. Co (married)
O. La (online)
Hmmm. Pico or Ole (or Hola, depending on how you pronounce the “a”)
Either way I’m the whitest Hispanic in history. 
D Mc
The two of you who were trying to figure out what wonderfully witty anagram my username represented, my now take a well deserved break.
Either P Hu or P Hun.
Foo or fun. Hehehe.
Hrm…
P. Th
(sigh sounds like I’m lisping…)
I. Sh.
Oddness.
M. Be
not too exciting–
M. Wo
bor-ing!
E. Ja
Sounds like the name of some Reggae band.
M. Chi.
Sounds like a plot device in a bad anime.
A. Bu.
P. Ab.
I have 4 names…so depending on which ones you use…:
-L Dag.
-R Dag.
-R San.
-L San.
none of which are the least bit comical…shmoo.
T - Mo here too!
Closest to cool I’ll ever get too.
T-ball.
Wow. My name is the most goony. Hooray.
B. My
Sort of sounds like a grammatically incorrect Valentine.
T-Ro
Just realized my online name would be R. Chi. Archie!
Mine would be exactly the same.