What's your J. Lo name?

t. sp or t. spr
def. does not work

D-Rug isn’t very good, especially since the G is soft; it sounds like “Drudge.”
And D-Ru sounds like a He-Man villain…This explains why my pop career never really took off.

Hey, if I use my screen name, I get M. Ir.

I get to be a folk singer (R. Lo.), or “Space Station Pinto”. Yay me.

Who the hell is Ben Affleck? (Eve, what are you writing these days?) (Im’ an old Geezer)

Jack

S. Mar. Sounds like something out of Lord of the Flies.

“Sucks to your S. Mar!”

Anyway, I’m G. An

P. Po

Sounds like the teletubby no-one talks about.

“All you party P. Po, put yo hands in the air!”

Anyway, I’m

B. Li

If I used my middle name instead I’d be

B. Ho

M. Gu

(pronounced Magoo perhaps?)

Don’t like it.

L. DeL.

Hey.........mine ryhmes........im cool :)

Single: T. Ba. (teabag? Nah.)
Married: T. Mer or T. Me. (teabag me? Nope, no good.)

C. Ro

Kinda like the Engrish J. Lo but with an Irish male twist.

D-Lo Dj

Mine’s H-Ra or H-Rau (pronounced r-ow, not raw or rho), not very good. A guy I know has insisted on nick-naming me H-Rock for the past 5 years or so, though.

My fav’s so far are M-Bur, W-Ak, P-Nis, E-Go, E-Ve, M-Cat, B-Ho, K-Oh, D-Ho, E-Gel (pronounced E-Gull), and (any letter)-Mc (for example; B-Mc, 'cause it would be Be-Mac).

I think it should be first (or middle) initial-first (pronounceable) syllable of last name.

I am the opposite of J. Lo.

I am J. Hi!

I’d be P Ma. Sounds like a urinary dysfunction.

I wasn’t very happy with mine, until my roommate noticed how I could add a symbol or two.

The unaltered version is E.Mc. If I told you I’ve always been a little unhip, you might call me square.

E=mc[sup]2[/sup]

Or it could be a Unix text editor, EMACS. Either way, it satisfies my inner geek.

J. Ri

There’s just no comedy there.

:sad:

G. Ang, gang!

C. Fu

Sounds like a bad martial art. “Cease and desist evildoers, or I shall unleash my c-fu on you!”

J. Bru… I could be a beer! :smiley:

Thank you, come again.