For some odd reason my 3 year old loves the phrase, “I’m made of solid gummers!”
What the heck does it mean? If you ask him, he’ll just giggle madly.
He goes around saying it ALL THE TIME. He says it to strangers, old ladies in the grocery store, small kids at the playground. No one knows what he’s talking about, but he doesn’t care.
Yesterday it was “evil”. Some Spongebob Squarepants show had him adding “evil” to every noun.
Wife calls me up at work to have me buy McD’s on the way home. Son (6 yr old) gets on the phone to place his order:
Son: “I want an evil cheeseburger, evil chicken nuggets, and an evil Sprite.”
Me: “Evil, huh? What if they’re all out of evil? Will you take non-evil food?”
Son: “Yeah, if they don’t have any evil that’s okay.”
Daughter (4) chimes in: “I want chicken nuggets, evil. I want evil french fries. I want an orange drink.”
Me: “No evil drink?”
Daughter: “No, no evil. Just orange.”