What's your "Make a Wish Foundation" final wishes?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I proposed this question during a recent dinner with friends.

Let’s say that you have been diagnosed with a life-threatening, inoperable disease. You have only three months to live.

Assuming that there is an adult version of the “Make a Wish Foundation,” and that money is absolutely no limit, what would you want for this foundation to arrange for you to do before you die?

Here’s the obvious addendum: Nothing illegal. So no “I want the rarest truffle in all the world” answers, Dale Gribble.

**I would want to throw out the first pitch at a St. Louis Cardinals game. ** It doesn’t have to be opening day or anything like that. I just want to do it once.

And maybe run the bases.

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I’d have to take my cue from Ren Hoeg and wish for:

-a million dollars

-a fridge with a padlock

-and oh yeah, HUGE pectoral muscles.

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A space shuttle trip to Earth’s orbit.

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I’d like to sit in the Red Sox dugout for a regular-season home game. That’s all, just sitting there would be great.

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To stick with the theme that is appearing, I’d love to watch a NY Giants game from the sideline.

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An entire night with two of the most equisite high-priced hookers in the world; the type that only cater to the most wealthy businessmen at $10K an hour. One needs to be asian.

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Bam. I second that wish, my friend. (I’m starting to realize that you and I seem to have a lot in common…)

If I can add addemdums to the wish, then I want another season of Futurama made. Yes, within that three month span. Or at least as many episodes as they can make in that span.

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Sports are stupid. :smiley:

I think I’d probably want to be able to either:

See the Taj Mahal at night, from the inside as well as outside.
OR
Go hang-gliding.
OR
Fly a plane.

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Same for me: First pitch at a Cubs/Dodgers game, watch from the dugouts, etc.

I’d also like to see the Taj Mahal before I depart.

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My first wish would be to spend a day with Prince. Why, I’d probably die right then from the excitement of meeting him. Yes, I lurve him.

If that wasn’t possible, then one all-nighter with a fantastic lover, and I’d die happy.

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I’d like an all out balls to the wall wedding. Poufy, foofy dress, sparkly tiara, champagne fountain, open bar, the works. I was forced into eloping and have always felt cheated as a result.

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I’d be more than a little bit concerned about that if I were you.

Do not make me come over there.

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So, would the real wish be an all-nighter with Prince?

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Yes, but seeing how he’s now married and very religious (Jehova’s Witness) I’m sure it’s impossible. So I’d settle for a young hot stud and my Prince CDs playing in the background.

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Goran Visnjic and Adrien Brody, wrestling naked. Then a threesome.

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Take a joy ride and go supersonic with the craziest sonuvabitch the Navy can offer in an F-15 from a carrier.

That or the dugout thing.

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I’m sure I can die happy after getting a really, really good blowjob.

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That’s HÖEK…HÖEK, you EEEEDIOT!

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Would a cruise missile still be able to guide itself accurately if I was strapped to the warhead wearing goggles?

Ah, nevermind… hang gliding would be fun too.

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Well, I’ve obviously wanted to sit in the first row at the 50 yard line at Mile High Stadium. But they Broncos would probably just disappoint me, and I don’t think I could deal with that. So…

A private Wilco concert. Just me, my husband, and Wilco. In my living room. Then we’d hang out afterwards and I could just bask in their brilliance.