According to that one, I’m Shelby H.
Of course, these are both depending on whether my first pet was a dog or a gerbil. I think it was the dog. Otherwise I’d be New Hampshire H or New Hampshire McNally. I was an odd kid.
From the name generator: Cockney Funkenstein. I think I found a new alias
SDMB formula - Wobbles Wonnacott
Generator - Linda Lustly
decisions decisions…
Stretch Widmayer here.
or Armand Wet according to the generator.
Snoopy Kranzke.
Snoopy Kranzke??!!??
Who’s going to buy a DVD starring SNOOPY KRANZKE?
I’ll be lucky if I can get a gig as a fluffer.
We had so many cats when I was a kid.
So, it’d have to either be Minus Buller or Uncle Lout Buller.
(Uncle Lout is the first cat I remember, though I believe Minus was around when I was born.)
Somehow, “Grey Boy Rose” sounds like a terminal disease. It does nothing to suggest facility or size. I think I’ll choose another.
Q: “So – Askia --What’s your porn star name?”
A: “Shaft De O’Rifice. And I’ve got it tattoed where it counts, too… wanna see? You can step back, we used a Headline Font.”
My mother’s maiden name is D’Agostino. First pet was a cat named Rutherford. (I was a weird kid). So Rutherford D’Agostino.
I’ve also seen this game played with the first pet still used for the first name, the name of the street you grew up on as the last. I grew up on Sexton Street, so I happen to like this way a little better ;).
I love it…Mary Jane Slick.
Kinky Pierce, from that Name Generator… I rather like it, has a nice ring to it.
And without it, Kitty VanWyck…
Victor Velvet, from the generator.
Otherwise, Patches Williams.
Benji Fowler.
Or, another variation is to use your middle name plus the street you grew up on.
Which makes me Keith Rancho.
Now that’s a porn star name! 
Bolt Rodman
first remembered pet. Sooty smith.
middle name plus street John Elmfield.
Mine would be:
Gavin Graham
Wee Willy Cummings. :o No lie. That what the generator came up with.
Just call me Squeaky High. I have the good fortune to be married to Honey Bee Oak. 
Now I heard a variation of the porn star name thing. First pet is the first name, as in the OP. But the surname was the name of the first street you lived on. With that I would be
Baby Broadmoor
Not too bad.
T.C Donahue
kinda Ordinary huh?
Pet name + Street = Looker Terrace
Generator = Slick Cox