The Handyman
(oh, what the hell)
By the pet’s-name-street-name formula, “Heidi Killarney.”
(Too many syllables.)
I prefer the irrepressibly apt combination of hair color and ingestible, “Red Delicious.”
Flash Brawn
start the music… 
I’d be Heide Eastern by the formula - Not such a good name for a guy, though.
Thankfully, my director calls me something else.
There was a site a while back that passed out porn names. I discovered I was really:
Bruce Ballslapper
Using the formula of first-pet and first-street, I would be
War-Eagle Rural Route One. I think this is why I never really went that far as an adult film star (well, that and the parasitic twin on my abdomen).
sigh
I’m Topper Galena if you go by the first pet name + first street name.
Cleopatra Wightman? Oooh, I don’t think so.
Going with the first pet with a humanish-name and first street with an actual name, I would be Morris Calmar.
Going with my current pet and my current street, I would be Ollie Mimosa.
My mother would be Mardi Sandstone. My brother would be Shug Shakespeare.
I gave the pet/street formula to a professor once who literally burst out laughing for about five minutes and couldn’t stop long enough to tell what her name would be. When she finally pulled herself together she announced the formula would make her Misty Hole
Strangely enough Bippy the Beardless is my real porno name.
Spotted Dick.
Baby Belle
Dennis Rodman
That’s not taken yet is it?
No, and neither is Peter O’Toole
My formulaic name would be Ra Warringah, which sound smore like an obscure school’s warcry to me.
Actually, as long as your parasitic twin had genetalia, you could probably be a big hit as an adult film star. There’s a big market for freaky shit or so I’m told.
Umm… Freeway Fifteen?
(Yes, that was my pet’s name. Named after some show my parents used to watch)
I can’t remember the first pet-first street name one, but if I use the name of the pet and street from the last place we lived in Pennsylvania, I get Winston Cannon. If only I were a guy, that would be perfect.
I got my porn name from the Blogthings porn name generator. I’m trying to see if I can get people to start calling me Spanky. Hell, I’ve had worse nicknames.
Using the other, less popular middle name, street you grew up on, I’m Oswald Milbank. Interesting
I like to think mine’s decent - Trampy Winthrop. Aw yeah. It would only work for bad 70’s porn, though, with heavy bass guitar and extra moans in the background that sounds like a tourbus full of people are in the same room w/ the couple.
My mom’s is better, tho; she grew up on a farm. She’d be Muley Froggybottom.
Lex Redwood. Longest timber on the earth.