*Two rules if I may be permitted: No pedophilia related fantasies - and please keep it as civil as possible.
Mine: I have this sick fantasy that I will get pulled over by a cop, in a spot check and get a full field sobriety test…then laugh at him when he realizes I am stone cold sober. [for several years now thank you]
I have others like walking into a prison and moving the violent child sex offenders into the general population and things like that, but those are mostly emotion driven. The spot check on e is mostly just an on going gag.
How about you?