There are also some really crappy ones, too. Luckily, I’ve managed to fill my Fed with people that I know are good roleplayers.
Oh please, Max, you HAVE to take the name “Gun Nut”.
“Knight of the Vorpal Sword”
Just bring it on, you animal torturer! (Wrestling while wearing live minks has got to endanger the poor things. Unless they’re trained to attack? Bwahhahha! Attack minks…)
<Minx suplexes “Minks”, hooks a leg, One! Two! Uh-oh. “Minks” gets a shoulder up. She slams Minx into the ropes, bouncing, bouncing… (No not her boobs, you pervs!) She clotheslines Minx!! Oh no, the minks are attacking Minx! “Minks” eggs them on, “Tear Minx up, minks!” They get confused and start fighting each other. Meanwhile, Minx gets up and power-slams “Minks”. Hooks the leg, One! Two! Three! Minx wins the Women’s Championship Belt!! Woo-hoo! Minx struts around the ring, belt held high! Stay tuned next week…>
If the company hadn’t sold out, you and I could tag-team as “Smith and Wesson”…
Some friends and I were talking about this a few months ago. I’d be Professor Pain. My catch phrase would be “It’s time for a lesson… in PAIN!”
Tequila Mockingbird you are a wag! The Moyle it is. A person looking like a Rabbi enters the arena. Boos and hisses emante from the anti-semitic crowd. The Moyle enters the ring and gets attacked from behind! The crowd cheers as the Moyle takes a lickin’. But all of a sudden, the Moyle repeatedly head butts his opponent. This is the Moyle’s patented move, The Wailing Wall. With his opponent flat on the canvas, the Moyle pulls out of his pocket the instruments he uses for circumcision. A hush falls over the crowd…
The poster FKA as soccerhooligan
Unused professional wrestling names:
-
The Crotch
-
Hard Don
-
The Giant Sore
-
“Master” Joe Bater
-
“The Raftman” Elian Gonzalez
-
Accountant Dracula
-
“The Corned Beef Man” Lee Glory
-
The Itcher
-
“The Cracker” John Smith
-
Affirmative Action
-
The Spanish Warrior Juevos Rancheros
-
The Head Detective with girlfriend Dusty Nees
-
Sean “The Mick” McGee with tag team partner The Male Bomb
-
Gangsta Rappa’ Cold Soda with posse D-Nuts, X2C and AB=CD
-
Ginko Biloba
-
Sigma Alpha Hairsalon with manager Fratty Matty
-
“Open Wound” Harry Hepasyphilis
-
“The Transgender” Dick Muff
-
Chocolate Apolcalypse
-
The Executioner with manager Gov. G.W. B.
-
L.A. Cop
-
“Time Out” Ronnie Bobson with manager A. D. H. Drake
-
Whore
-
The Fuchsia Ninja
-
Judge Ito
-
Special Ed accompanied by Paddy Room
God I love these…
I’d have to go with,
White Trash Wes…
I’d drive up to the arena in my 1977 Z-28 Camaro, black and primer paint, black tinted windows, Guns ‘n’ Roses blasting. The door open emitting a cloud of smoke worthy of Spicoli. Out i step wearing my mirrored wrap arounds, white sleevless wife-beater undershirt, over which I would have a red and black macinaw jacket, with a jean vest (arms ripped off of a levi’s jacket)., black track pants, and classic hiking boots.
Catch phrase: It’s time I learned ya, bitch!
moves: stomps ala The Stomper (bet nobody gets that refrence), brawling, Tajiri-like short drop kick to opponent when he’s dummied and on his knees.
Signature moves: jumping DDT, Iroc Drop (Brainbuster)
Finisher: The Rocker (a submission move i used to torture my friends with).
I’ll be the legendary Promiscuous Penis.