Radiophonic Oddity
I like it because it kinda makes sense, but not really.
The site asks for “First Name” and “Second Name”. When they say “second name”, are they referring to “last name” or “middle name” (which is my *second *name)?
It’s quite important, because I don’t know if I’m ‘Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist’ or ‘Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin’.
Actually, I think I’ll go with what I get when I plug my Dope Name in:
Grand Moff Puppeteer
Half-Cut Skeleton
Ready for this?
Well-Liked Assman
ETA: Dang, just saw somebody already got it.
Real me: Excitable Misunderstood Genius – same as Yllaria (I think it is on to something… about me that is, I can’t speak for Yllaria)
SDMB me: Eight-Legged DJ – The same as dangermom
Real name: Radiophonic oddity
Dope name: The Eurythmic King of Nowhere
I think its doper name change time. 
EKoN is kinda cool.
Wait a second -I’M Sweaty Butcher!
Must be something to do with “Lord” because Lord Mondegreen results in Monolithic Fishmonger-X as well.
My real name results in World-Class Programmah. Well I was a software developer for the first decade of my working life, but I’m not sure about the “world-class” bit.
Ivory as first name, towerdenizen as second:
Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah
Love it!
My first and last name got me “Erratic Assassin”. Using the nickname of my first name plus last name got me “Flailing Fanatical Killer”. Interesting theme we have going on, must be my last name.
Cheeky Delinquent
I might just have to use that.
Sheepish Lord of Chaos
Real name: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin (there’s already others here)
Doper name: Pragmatic
My daughter is Sweaty Butcher, and my niece is Dependable Skeleton.
Action Packed Mentalist!!!
I love it!
dope: Well Liked Assman
real: Contagious Specialist
Action-Packed Mentallist! That’s awesome.
That might actually replace my pro-wrestler name, El Fuego Del Muerte.
THE FIRE OF DEATH!
Mine (actual) = Bellowing Rap Machine
Mrs Labtrash = Loose-Lipped Controller
Labtrash Jr = Lazy-Assed Destroyer
My Username / Lastname = Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet (think I’ll keep my actual one)
Real me: Inebriated Assistant
Dope me (seperated): Greasy Choirboy
My doper name got the gender wrong. 
Real name-Radiophonic Oddity
Dope name-Flippant She-Creature
I think I’ll go with the second one.
…but…but…I don’t Wanna be a “Contagious Specialist”.
It sounds like the only Dr in the Northeastern United States who couldn’t get laid…