My screen name is Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin. You can keep that one.
My real name is Curly haired slacker. Nods head happily. Not only is it kinda true, I’ve got curly hair. Suck it up everyone 
Can I have your real name one?
So’m I. So, where do we go to round up our passel o’ dykes?
My Dope name is Superintendent God-Botherer.
Heh. I like it.
user name is Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere. Bit hippy for mine, but if a computer program said it, it must be true.
100-Watt Warlock of Cheeky Delinquent, both of which have already been mentioned in the thread.
My own attempts to come up with a rap/hip-hop name have been somewhat less successful.
My real name, I’m The Dizzy Cow.
What rule are ya’ll using when splitting a single name into two names for wunaming it?
If I split Zyanthia (I’ve always pronounced it Zy an thea with a long i sound for the y):
Zy-anthia: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin
Zyan-thia: Undiscovered Bum
Zyanth-ia: Monolithic Fishmonger-X
So is my dad apparently.
ETA: I am not Rys.
My full name that I don’t use gets me the Eight-Legged one.
Apparently I, like Inigo, am Sabre-Toothed Portillo.
I have no idea why.
I think I’ll keep that one.
Inscrutable Drama Queen.
Why me?! WHY?! Of all of the worst things that could happen, this is the WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!! 
World-Class Programmah
I guess it fits. I am a software engineer.
Real Name: Ultra-Chronic Monstah
SDMB Name: Tha Winged Cow
Not sure which is better!
Straight Dope name: International Cow :dubious:
Real name: Action-Packed Mentallist 
Cybernetic Tiger. Which is only half right: in reality it would be Cybernetic Doormat. Or perhaps Cybernetic Casper Milquetoast.
Lol… mine is Contagious Specialist.
Monolithic Fishmonger-X
Womanly Panther.
Sounds like a big pussy. definitely not me.
Eight-Legged DJ :dubious:
Or
My Cousin the Wife-Beatah :dubious::dubious::dubious:
DJ Black Widow, it is, then.
Real Name: Ultra-Chronic Monstah
Doper Name (split): Fiendish Observational Comedian
Doper Name (repeated): Budget Nudist (?!)