What's your Wu-Name?

The name that came up from my username has shows up a couple times already. But my real name?

Ol’ Mucky Terrahawk

Doesn’t sound like a girl’s name, but I’ll take it.

Sheepish Lord of Chaos

Real Name: Prickly Comedian…
Dope name: Vangelic.

What? VANGELIC?

Superintendent God-Botherer

So I guess instead of saying SKINNEEEEEEER! it should be LOVEJOOOOOOOOYYYY!
edit: doper name is “Optimistic Lyricist” so I venture to say I don’t belong in the Wu Tang CLan

Radiophonic Oddity

real name= Well liked Assman
doper name = Spunky Misunderstood Genius

Like em both, and oddly enough they are kinda true…

SD name is Bellowing Rap Machine.

Real name comes out as Sheepish Lord of Chaos.

Somehow those don’t seem to go together, but we often aren’t who we appear to be on the web.

I wonder if we’re related. My (real life version) name is Sweaty Butcher. Let’s see what my user name comes up with…Drug-Addled. Call me Sweaty then.

My Doper name got me that too! I split it into Butter and Scotch to keep the site happy…

My real name gets me Excitable Misunderstood Genius

Doper name: Erratic Assassin
Real name: Radiophonic Oddity

Love the second one.

Real name: Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
SD name: Partially-Formed Transformah

For fun, I plugged in the real names of the Wu-Tang Clan. I was pretty disappointed that the names didn’t return the actual Wu-Tang Clan names, as it’d have been trivial for the programmer to do so. Clifford Smith, “Method Man,” returned Homicidal Terrahawk instead, which I note has shown up a couple of times in this thread already.

using IRL name - Violent Toilet Thing

Bilious Bad Janitah

Flailing Fanatical Killer

I got that for my dopername.
However, I find it amusing that Barack Obama returns Ultra-Chronic Monstah, while Barak Obama gives Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist. So if you’re dumb enough to misspell Obama’s name, you probably give traffic to the Wu name site by posting about it on facebook.

Superintendent God-Botherer

“Excitable Misunderstood Genius”

Hey, I’m also Dizzy Cow.

Bettah watch out now
Lemme show ya how
I’m the International Cow.

Bitches.

Yeh, not so much. Maybe replace International with Intergalactic and you’d have something.

Sock!

Real Name: Auxillary Priest

Screen Name: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin