Today I got bored so I went down to our local supermarket. I opened up two of the freezer doors next to each other that had the peas in them. With several people around I looked at the freezer, stepped into the freezer, squeezed (really had to suck in my stomache) around the little door divider, got stuck, tore my shirt (I loved that shirt, hawaiian, little bit of irony with the cold) and came out the other freezer door. People wondered. I was pretty damn bored.
I was bored in a grocery store once.
I was with some friends, too.
We went to the soda aisle and discovered that the bottom shelf was almost empty, so we removed the remaining 3-liter bottles and I laid down on the shelf lengthwise. They then replaced the bottles and skulked nearby to wait for someone to discover me.
Nobody did.
After twenty minutes we went home.
If you’re bored, may I invite you here?
aack. I just took every street in town without making any right turns, I would only go 1 or 2 blocks before turning. That took some time.