Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization
Suppose Someone Wanted to Pay You Some Money: How Could they Do that?
I accept canned goods, bottled water, guns, and ammo.
Not lawyers?
What is your opinion regarding public evangelism?
If an everlasting gobstopper existed, how could it be best used?
Praise the Everlasting Gobstopper!
How do you treat a wound?
Best product to restore gloss piano black finish on speakers?
All you really need in your medicine chest is WD-40 and duct tape.
If Texas seceded, how far up shit creek would they be?
How do you pronounce coitus?
In this case, I’d pronounce it starting with an “F”.
There are icebergs in my MMP!
Ever seen stalagmites on your icecubes?
It’s always the same old crap on the Yakutsk message boards.
Are The First Year(s) Of Medical Or Law School The Same For Every Student?
Amputation without anesthesia?
Naw, we practiced doing that our second year in med school. First year was spent learning the four humors and cutting for stone.
Your medical school was much more advanced than mine. I like to say that the first year we learned “this is the nose” “ these are the ears” etc.
Three men freeze to death in a friend’s backyard and aren’t found for three days
So, what made you smile today?
That decapitation case in Levittown cheered me right up!
Why do so many people still believe in God?
Entropy is Scary
Unexpectedly hazardous things
Ordered a new MacBook Pro, FedEx delivers an obviously empty box
I guess it might be hazardous if you’re a cat?
Amelia Earhart’s plane found on the sea floor?
How, exactly, do Airtags work?
Pretty darn good, but we still haven’t found Judge Crater.
The life of stupid people
In Galveston for two days, what to do, what to do?
Let’s get haircuts and go bowling!
For those that still think they can talk their way out of it with police
Meaning of “review bombing”
“Officer, I did say that I was going to bomb the pizza joint, but what I meant was I was going to review bomb it.”
How not to react after you pull off a baby’s head
Ugh, do I REALLY have to schedule ANOTHER colonoscopy?
The topic of the first thread really disturbs me, and I wouldn’t include it i this thread, but the subsequent entry just seems to fit so well.
How far can I legally defend myself against a Road Rager?
[Roman] dodecahedrons
That might be deemed excessive force. Better stick to convex quadrilaterals.
Dumb, obvious jokes some people can’t help but reflexively make
When a police officer asks “are you carrying?”
“No, officer, I delivered last week. Tee-hee!”
Ask the person taking ozempic
How many pills
What will you do if Trump wins in November?
How many pills?
Ask the person taking Ozempic
Could you use another thumb in your life/job?
Seek medical assistance if extra thumbs last more than four hours.