How do we feel about teachers fired for posting homemade porn?
How Bad Was Claudine Gay’s Plagiarism? [She resigned, Jan 2, 2024]
At least she didn’t plagiarize someone else’s porn
Why do houses explode?
Cleanliness
I always knew Marie Kondo had sinister motives…
Happy New Year 2024 MMP
“Nobody loves me…”
Buck up, 2025 will be here before you know it.
Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization
Just how badly is downtown San Francisco doing?
Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization
Why Aren’t People Working? (Personal anecdotes only)
Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization
Help me fix my floors, please
Well, that’s what you get for inviting Civilization over for dinner.
What’s in the toll plaza service buildings?
Cleanliness
All those exhaust fumes leave them practically gleaming.
How should I die?
Could you withstand a Claymore mine strapped to your chest (facing outwards)?
Do a second PhD?
I’d go for the second PhD. It’ll take longer, but it’s more likely to kill you.
A sudden crisis – how did you react?
My minivan gets stuck on a railroad crossing, daughter saves the day
But how did YOU react?
Online dating advice requested
Well, so much for that furnace
It’s only good manners to give them a chance before you start thinking about how to dispose of them.
How old are the oldest bones
Stretching those food dollars
In Factual Questions.
How much gold was given to Jesus?
Do you have to explain where you got a bunch of cash
If an everlasting gobstopper existed, how could it be best used?
Nuclear fission / fusion?
Our newly adopted kitten doesn’t meow. What’s the deal?
Not Racism… Religionism?
“I don’t meow for atheists.”
Words one can get confused
Houthi Rebels and Shipping
“Just $10.99, plus $2.99 Houthi rebels and handling!…D’oh!”
Is this a solution to the Kobyashi Maru test?
Stretching those food dollars
I don’t think getting two-for-one on jars of peanut butter or clipping coupons will impress the Romulans.
Nikki Haley announces US presidential run for 2024
And Vivek is out
sniff They grow up so fast!
Three men freeze to death in a friend’s backyard and aren’t found for three days
Heading to the land of penguins in the MMP
“Daddy, where’s Uncle Mike?”
“He’s heading to the land of penguins. He may be some time.”
What methods could possibly be used to achieve time travel?
Anyone ever take a Scandinavian cruise?
Getting them to take you across the International Date Line costs extra.
How can I prove that two songs don’t sound the same?
Birds, smell taste, vision
If birds suddenly appear, it’s obvious you copied the song from The Carpenters.