I can’t believe I just lost that much money!
What movies appeal equally to both men and women?
Barbie - Teaser Trailer
A trailer for relationship movies with lots of dialogue, lunches and no shooting or car chases tends to get men really excited.
Trump won’t be the Republican party nominee in 2024
What were you THINKING?
AI Generated Art Is No Different Than Photography
Help me refine my definition of dumb
No changes needed.
Men Who Want To Lose Weight?
HOA horror story
HOA board passes a new bylaw: “To improve the neighborhood’s image and protect property values, all men with a BMI of 40 or higher will be subject to fines of $25/day until they lose at least 50 pounds. And no Bermuda shorts allowed in common areas.”
I was looking for this thread yesterday.
Amusing Signs
Bridge Collapse in Baltimore
Not actually amusing. But it might be a sign od something.
Worst Beverage?
Taxes! [insert retching noises]
Let me guess, it’s one of those layered drinks with a larger percentage on top than on bottom? With lots of bitters?
Help Needed: Cat pees on floor.
“Rattling like a Ford”
Not uncommon in older cats. Try new shocks and a system flush.
NY Subway Question
Help Needed: Cat pees on floor.
Pssst…that ain’t just cat pee.
Can you still put your pants on standing up?
When the doc asks “Did you fall?” - what do they want to know?
Just another typical day on the Advancing Decrepitude boards.
What do outsiders not understand about the place where you live?
Is the Word Pygmy Offensive?
He should’ve asked before the poison-tipped arrows began flying. 
Consensual incest?
Towards a New (at this point, alternative) Conservatism
Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally
What historic battlefields have you been to and did you like it?
My wife is partial to Manassas.
How precise are these coordinates?
Accuracy, precision, something else?
COVID Killed Our Local Coffeeshop, But
Single Malt Scotch
is quicker.
Please settle this disagreement between me and my wife – let’s get between the sheets
Is oily glue any good?
TMI territory, for sure.
Could any bridge have withstood Baltimore collision?
Is oily glue any good?
Yeah, next time they should use that instead of Crazy Glue on the bridge pillars.
Ought public libraries advance social agendas?
Outlawing dog breeds
Not allowing pit bulls to have library cards seems kinda mean.
What’s the worst thing about being an atheist?
Imaginary friends