Trapped in the past, you accidentally kill your favourite novelist. What do you do?
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
My favorite novelist is missing
Danger of Drones on US. Hijack from Ukraine Invasion thread
I need a toilet that is flush with power
The Russians now have deck-mounted Toto Drake IIs with Tornado Flush, to protect their Black Sea fleet from Ukrainian drones.
“Well smack my ass and call me Sally!”…WTF?
Words one can get confused
Yup, that’s pretty much what the thread is about
What does your household consume more of than usual?
Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally
The Republican Party is the Party of Evil
How can I stop butt dialing the world?
I dunno, “America: Butt-Dialing The World” is a helluva campaign slogan.
What are these welts (?) on my arm?
How common is the term “cookie” in skiiing?
Most skiers get those welts executing a maneuver called “a loaf of sourdough bread”.
What does your household consume less of than usual?
Garbage Galore!
Retirement question. How does one retire?
Snow and Watertown, NY?
A senior living complex in Watertown, N.Y. is the perfect reward for a life well spent.
Ways in which you are annoyingly pedantic
Misread thread titles
I think you mean the thread about Misinterpreted thread titles.
From the IMHO category:
How Can Truth Social be worth $6 Billion?
Garbage Galore!
Where does “neener neener neener” come from?
NATO code names
“Yo’ mama” means the missiles are on their way. 
The Great Ongoing Aviation Thread (general and other)
It’s Time to Let My Dog Go
Hope he’s wearing a parachute…
Who will be Trump’s running mate?
Do they make shock collars for parrots?
“Brawwk!! Yes, he’s wonderful!!!”
Serious Questions About the Collapse of Civilization
What do you wear swimming, men?
Priorities!
How Could I (Ethically) Get to Touch A Chimp, Gorilla, Orangutan Or Bonobo In The US?
How Common Are Fatal Wild Animal-On-Human Attacks In (Western) Europe? Japan? Australia/NZ?
Today I was annoyed by
Fucking scammer motherfuckers
Incredible powers discovered/revealed on Star Trek that are used once and dismissed forever
How do you feel about self-checkout now?
“She’s scanning vegetables at warp speed, Captain!”
Stupid Rhetorical Questions
Do Satanists Have A Branding Issue?
What would have happened if Adam didn’t bite the apple?
Nuclear-fusion power plants
[David Warner as the Devil in Time Bandits]
I would have started with Nuclear Fusion Power Plants on Day One! And Lasers!
[DWatDiTB]