Stupidest product design you’ve experienced
Penis in the popcorn. Ever happen for real?
“What if we put the penis outside the popcorn container?”
Haiku Madness Part Deux
One of my frogs died and I tried to dissect him
The frog passed away
I attempted dissection
Pond is silent now
Mysterious Nazi skeletons
Pet pictures!
The New York Times is desperate to attract readers.
Need a decent free AI image/video generator that will do this
Spot the American!
That’s not “Norman Rockwell” style. It’s James Montgomery Flagg style
Yeah, but Bing thinks “James Montgomery Flagg style” looks like this.
What to shoot a cat with that won’t hurt it
Sheetrock / Plastering Advice
Invite the cat down to the basement to sample your cask of Amontillado. Works every time.
Spot the American!
Today in nature I saw
Did you get a photo?
How do you find a workplace that’s fun?
What to shoot a cat with that won’t hurt it
Office cat, meet Patriot missle battery
For the love of God, Montresor…… mroooooowwwww!
No, no, no – you’re conflating Poe’s Cask of Amontillado with his The Black Cat.
Or else you’ve seen the Roger Corman movie [Poe’s] Tales of Terror, which already does it for you.
(With Peter Lorre and Vincent Price. And Joyce Jameson, who showed up again in Corman’s Comedy of Terrors)
Is ‘Student Driver’ code for something?
Word For Male Mistress?
I like it, evokes yet a second term from the blues in addition to back door man. But “student driver” does imply a bit of inexperience and/or youth, so maybe not the exact right fit.
Walmart makes the best tiramisu
It’s really hard to get a Walmart store into the tv studio to demonstrate tiramisu baking skills.
What discontinued fast food item would you bring back?
Hallucinations in people lacking certain senses
I’d bring back the 50-foot lobster roll at Captain D’s. 
Things you do just because that’s how your parents did it
Have robins evolved to follow lawn mowers?
No, they just do it because that’s how their parents did it.
Woman found living in grocery store sign
Do you see me?
So I Have Shingles
Got ’em off the roof.
Non-USers: how familiar are you with this speech?
I’m getting a little sick of everyone having their hand out!
That was Reagan, right?
Identifying off-duty police
Things you do just because that’s how your parents did it
Who do you think taught me to not trust the fuzz
A question about service dogs
Why do people hate on Canada geese?
I’d stick with the dog. Geese are notoriously hard to train as service animals, make a hell of a racket and leave slimy poop all over the place.
Trump will (probably) go to prison if he’s found guilty
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO
Too?