What arguments would you use to convince someone that God really does exist?
The Methodist Church is splitting
Good one!
Ask the person taking Ozempic
I’m a psychic. Ask me anything
I didn’t realize psychic abilities was a side effect of taking Ozempic
Sayings that aren’t as old as you think they are
Does Sesame Street have a liquor store?
Personally, I prefer “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
First movie to negatively portray the police?
Pig Parts. Oink
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
Red Lobster?
…actually, yes.
Favorite cicada recipes
Pig Parts. Oink
Would you like to eat this?
Under what circumstances do you support euthanasia and why?
Would you like to eat this?
You first.
What do you think happens when we put a baby orca brain in a baby human body?
This year has reportedly seen a spate of attacks by orcas (“killer whales”) against boats in the Strait of Gibraltar
Yacht owners, watch out for them babies. 
This year has reportedly seen a spate of attacks by orcas (“killer whales”) against boats in the Strait of Gibraltar
Can you swim?
Self driving cars are still decades away
Would you buy a stickshift car in 2022?
All right, we made it completely self-driving but we put in a clutch so you can pretend you’re in control. Does that make you feel better?
Why isn’t lamb more popular in the US?
Free Association v2.0
It has something to do with watching too much Shari Lewis as a child.
The cicadas are singing in E
It is so hard to search for songs with no words. This one is an oldie with a guy beatboxing
You’re thinking of Billy and the Cicadas’ hit instrumental, “The Seventeen-Year Itch”.
Men Choosing to Disengage from Emotional Involvement with Women (… and Bears)
Educated achieving women dating
Well, that explains all the profiles of grizzly bears with PhDs and MBAs on dating websites.
Men Choosing to Disengage from Emotional Involvement with Women (… and Bears)
Seat mate on a long flight
It’s all fun and games until the bear refuses to lower the window shade.
Does Sesame Street have a liquor store?
Well behaved animals should be allowed in more places
Sesame Street closed its liquor store after that incident where Miss Piggy got stinking drunk at a fundraising gala, groped Kermit and had to be escorted out by security.
Muslim Dopers: Some Questions About The Hajj
Are there only two search engines?
Yes. But in the afterlife, the faithful shall be rewarded with 72 search engines and a free blue-check account on Twitter.
Under what circumstances do you support euthanasia and why?
So how bad really is the economy?
How do some people graduate from college without understanding the fundamentals of their major?
Things you think you know, but you do not
What would have happened if Adam didn’t bite the apple?
Alternative world: Women are 30% physically stronger than men but everything else remains unchanged
Well, that would’ve been interesting.
Eating cow, eating lamb, eating dog, eating cat?
A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)
What with all those legal expenses, it’s not surprising they’ve had to economize on buffet lunches at Trump Tower.