Eating cow, eating lamb, eating dog, eating cat?
Revised man, bear, woods discussion
Better let the bear have dibs on the tastiest morsels.
Is it fine to hang pants on a hanger with the belt on?
Are you aware of the cardinal directions at all times?
Search parties were dispatched after Bob went missing in his walk-in closet.
Giant (fossilized) Australian goose found!
So he was convicted. Big honking deal
What’s good for the goose…
How would you respond to the trolley problem?
Under what circumstances do you support euthanasia and why?
It would solve the trolley problem, but it would leave quite a mess.
Trump, potential incarceration, and Secret Service protection
Can you get diarrhea from eating too much?
There are some things the Secret Service can’t protect you from, Donald.
Is Trump confused?
Copyright question
Is Trump confused?©
Happy now?
Tesla Cybertruck
So I Have Shingles
Elon Musk has much to answer for.
The pithiest advice you ever got…
About your first name
“Stick with kings and queens of England.”
Veggie Tales parody titles we will never see
Food Feast
Sonic Drive-in. You’ve gone a step too far
trying-to-find-a-nudie-magazine-cartoonist
Yeah, just stick to the food, ok?
Static Electric Shocks: Then vs. Now
Parenting. Yours, mine and ours
Don’t know about your family, but my folks had great success getting us to finish our peas with a bit of applied high voltage 
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Non-US Dopers: In your culture, what makes for polite conversation when you meet someone new?
Seth Meyer’s Pencil
Yeah, it’s a sure-fire conversation starter no matter where you’re from.
Would you go to Mars?
Leaving a dog in a car with the AC on
I’ll be back in ten minutes, honest!
Say the weird thing
Wells Fargo fires employees for using “mouse jigglers”
Okay.
That’s pretty weird.
Undetected misdeeds you got away with as a child
Stealing planets
Changing a movie’s title for a foreign audience?
I’m in a pickle-jam…yes, I am!
The Bridge on the River Kwai becomes relevant for Croatians.
Rectum? Damn near killed him! What’s the set up?
Ancient ship wreck found
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
Stealing planets
The hijinks and horrors of boot camp
Old bottled water – wow!
I thought most recruits complained about the food.
Seat mate on a long flight
Say the weird thing
“Damn, but these body lice are annoying” usually gets me the whole row to myself.