Rough bars and bar fights
Emotions prompted by fonts
“Your Times New Roman is so boring!” “Oh yeah? You know where you can stuff your Comic Sans?”
(bedlam ensues)
Oooh. Those serifs have got to hurt.
Mysterious things you found in your own house
“Terrible Maps”
They lead you straight to HELL!
Last known surviving Nazi Party member?
Selling used books on Amazon
Rolf is still hoping to sell his autographed copy of Mein Kampf for $99,000 with free shipping.
What Could Superman Do to Fight Wildfires?
Expand the court
If he expands it quick enough it will cool down the fire and become an oxygenless vacuum.
Suppose the 2020 election is “stolen.” What would you do about it?
Store Returns
If you don’t like your new President, just take him back! Be sure to keep your receipt.
Could California Become 5 States If…? (see post)
Bad, bad, bad Beck has once again arisen from the depths. (My latest travails in healthcare)
Given bad, bad, bad aeons, even state boundaries may die.
Suggestion for new business name
Seeing a man about a horse in Chicago
Maybe for inner-loop portapotties.
How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Flag Origami
…if you know what I mean.
Seeing a man about a horse in Chicago
I’ve Fallen! And I need to MMP!
Wait, were you actually riding a horse and fell off or were you using as a euphemism for having to MMP?
The concept of “Left” and “Right”
Bigotry versus genuine religious belief
What’s the “Eighties-est” song?
16 Candles
Don’t you mean “movie” rather than “song”?
Selling used books on Amazon
Diarrhea: Deadly and Not
It’s a tough sell, but easier than “Cooking With Stuff I Forgot In The Back Of The Refrigerator”.
Today in nature I saw
Lunar eclipses on Mars
You must have a GREAT telescope!
Amazon scam I’m not familiar with
What causes people to toss and turn while trying to fall asleep?
Why, oh WHY did they send me 345,000 used condoms?
From the front page:
What would you do with absolute power?
Expand the court
"Yes! Yes! I will increase the number of justices from nine to…thirteen! POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!!!"
Today in nature I saw
Glaucoma and exercise
I definitely have to stop eating at the Golden Corral.
Rough bars and bar fights
Are you ready to fight for democracy?
No, only if someone talks trash about the Steelers.
I think I just discovered Bob Dylan’s inspiration for writing “Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts”
A recipe for burgers
He got really bored, and there was nothing to read but Betty Crocker…
Has there ever been a book where
Your childhood TV crushes
Commercials you don’t hate
I used to like those eSurance commericals before my childhood TV crushed them 