Venting about packaging — can be difficult to open!
Is it safe to eat this cheese?
Well, the cheese is safe but you really should take it out of the packaging first as that stuff isn’t good for you.
How do I become a freemason?
Drilling concrete
And other stuff.
Ask a silly question
Flatulence etiquette in department stores?
Don’t worry. We won’t make a big stink about it.
People in TV/Movies/Books/etc who were bad at their jobs. (Spoilers)
The Shaggs
I don’t think it counts if your job is to be bad at your job…
What distinguishes a pogrom from a race riot?
I hate Subway!
You think that’s bad, try being in the middle of lunchtime rush at Jersey Mike’s when they run out of condiments.
Why is UFO-related stuff classified
Speaking of the ancient Pharoahs
and
Speaking of the ancient Paroahs
What is wrong with my keyboard at work?
Stop Panicking!
Now what should people on the left do?
Well if we’ve moved through denial and anger I believe bargaining is next.
OCD Rituals
WTF dreams
Chlorine doesn’t make pools smell like chlorine, pee does
Haunting Aroma
I think I’m done with Thanksgiving
I don’t care if it is Palm Springs, we’re having dinner inside this year!strong text
Words I didn’t realize were pejorative until later in life
Haunting Aroma
Saying someone has a haunting aroma is a kind way of suggesting they need to shower more than once a month.
Why did we evolve finger- and toenails? What purpose do they serve?
Nails in a Wood Stove
I think I’m done with Thanksgiving
Haunting Aroma
Time to pitch the Thanksgiving leftovers if they smell that bad!
what are some legal ways to work for a for profit business without getting paid or compensated
retirees-anybody miss working
How effective would bullets be against giant insects/spiders?
South Korea Declares Martial Law
Australia tried that, but the venomous snakes didn’t give a shit.
How do you prepare your Turkey?
What were you THINKING?
Didn’t expect it to turn out so well done.
When do you go to the doctor?
Amazon problem
Just post two reviews and call me in the morning.
On the “Suggestions” at the bottom of my page:
Make the Rich pay their Fair Share!
United Health Care CEO assassinated, the P&E edition
When social frustration boils over …
Dumb question for you corn farmers out there
How do I make a Facebook “friend request” just disappear?
Sorry, “cornfield” is just a metaphor.
The ethics of health insurance
Said No One Ever
I can buy that.
What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?
Luke I am your whatever
What’s this on Gidget’s butt?
Luke I am your whatever
It figured that Gidget would have tats in the modern remake, but c’mon.