Left handed dentists
Drones over New Jersey
Connect the dots!
Patent question?
Is there a humane way to muzzle a human?
If not, I have a new invention called the Kiddie Muzzler, great for holiday gatherings. Also comes in adult size for those nonstop political yappers.
I just realised I am old
Explain “retirement” to me
Well, to begin with, your key card won’t open the door at work anymore…
Anyone here been voluntarily circumcised?
Non-US Dopers: Is package theft a problem in your country?
Increasingly, people are being killed over smaller and smaller things
Advice for choosing a new washing machine
Several kinds of aliens plan to conquer mankind, and they have offices to do their planning
Anyone here been voluntarily circumcised?
It was that or being anally probed…
How stressful is it to “hang” a jury?
More polite to leave bathroom fan on or off?
No matter what you do, the bailiff will catch on sooner or later.
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
More polite to leave bathroom fan on or off?
Jeez, just light a candle.
Tell me about Illinois toll roads
Tell us about your wardrobe malfunctions
Well, this one time I was on the Skyway when I looked down and noticed …
See Spot run
Hitler’s Single Testicle
You drop it, boy! Right now!
Is there a SF alien invasion story told from the aliens’ point of view?
Drones over New Jersey
We were over Hoboken late one night
when our thousand eyes beheld an eerie sight
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Do you have an inner voice?
No, I don’t! yes, you do. SHADDUP!
Found a can of gasoline out in the middle of nowhere. Is there any way to test it to determine if it’s OK to use in my vehicle?
Car Engine Won’t Start. Two hours later Does
Just took some time to test the new gas.
Why aren’t assassinations more common? (not advocating)
Why did all the McDonaldland characters disappear
Except for Mayor McCheese (gunned down by the Burger King), the rest were done in by saturated fats and E. coli.
I just realised I am old
Explain “retirement” to me
Why did all the McDonaldland characters disappear
Why does Kroger have so many aliases?
Coincidence. . . or CONSPIRACY?
Dumb question for you corn farmers out there
Shouldn’t a drone the size of an SUV be easily tracked on radar?
Who is responsible for this windshield crack in a rental car?
Drones over New Jersey
Yes! And my high-speed Internet keeps going out too. Bastards!
I’d support the right to arm bears, but
They swipe your ID if you want to buy booze or medicine now
The bears have way too much power now, IMHO