What’s the oldest thing in your fridge?
The curse of volunteering at an animal rescue
I would’ve said pickled herring, but the durn penguins ate my last jar.
Did anything ever give you a sudden burst of clarity in your life?
Something weird in the Pit
Yessum, right then I put down Satan’s toys and turned to Jesus.
Does your optometrist make glasses?
Did anything ever give you a sudden burst of clarity in your life?
Yes, putting the glasses on.
Are there things that have been discussed to death that we should not debate anymore?Burning Ketones for energy versus Glucose from Glycogen or Gluconeogensis Question
Yes! I don’t care what your goddamn brother-in-law says, it’s 1,3-biphosphoglycerate to glyceraldehyde 3-phosphate, not fructose-1,6-bisphosphatase. Holy mother of God!
Thongs that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
Breed, dammit. Breed!
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
Double indemnity life insurance
Double indemnity life insurance
An unsettling result of using ChatGPT too much
Better check to make sure ChatGPT isn’t hiding in the back seat of your car with a blackjack.
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Women’s orgasms
Womens orgasms
Consider “hopeful skepticism” as a default attitude
Guess you’re a real hit with the ladies, huh?
IRL: how do you use AI
Women’s orgasms
Buying a house in the current and upcoming market
Please stop using the phrase "In this economy
Late Stage Capitalism
Did anything ever give you a sudden burst of clarity in your life?
My daddy was a bankrobber, he never hurt nobody
Bursting dye packs gave us the first hint on what he did for a living.
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Late Stage Capitalism
Then you just aren’t thinking hard enough about it!
IRL: how do you use AI
Post job interview follow-up
Why don’t we just say screw it and let the damn computers do everything!
Life without depression is so much better
I’ve got bees!
Why did the hydrants in LA run dry?
Retaliatory tariffs
Them Canadians got a lot to answer for.
Alternatives to cubicles in the modern office
I’ve got bees!
Worker bees?
So, what made you smile today?
More Jokes
What the hell is “Potash?”
Can you pass out from a single drink?
Scotch and potash is my favorite cocktail. I flower and fruit like crazy. 
Air Force One question
Ban TikTok? How would it be done?
They could jam it. Just don’t mess with Trump’s Rumble videos.