Anyone in Indiana? Chances are good you had a rain of rocks near you today
1/31/2025: Small plane crashes in residential neighborhood in Philadelphia
Yeah, I’m staying inside.
Carry on luggage
Condensed matter?
Yeah, my bags fit better in the overhead if I run 'em through the crusher first.
Gurgling from furnace condensate drain
What is a Gleason Cow?
I think you mean, what was a Gleason Cow.
Canadopers: What should be on my emergency grocery list tonight?
New cat, with obligatory photo
Meat’s meat, I suppose.
Carry on luggage
What the hell is “Potash?”
It’s just fertilizer, Mr. TSA man. No worries.
What makes you feel loved?
More Jokes
We need a new emergency food plan
Have you rediscovered old bands that you’d completely forgotten?
I was cleaning out the walk-in freezer and found Badfinger and the Guess Who in there! Still tasty and nutritious.
What the heck is vinegar and what is it even made from?
What the hell is “Potash”?
What in the friggin’ tarnation is “mustard”, and what in God’s name is it doing in my sandwich??!?
Have you rediscovered old bands that you’d completely forgotten?
Anybody else seen ‘egg surcharges’?
Yeah, back in ’78 when they opened for Cheap Trick.
What the hell is vinegar and what is it even made from?
Rare Earth Elements
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
Instead of the New Yorker?
That should satisfy your craving for new entertainment for a couple of hours.
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Tesla Cybertruck
Question about artwork from The Andy Griffith Show
Nude in Paris
Gol-ly!
I think I messed up my taxes
What if women could transfer pregnancies to men?
No, no. If you do that you first have to fill out an X-1190 form and then mark it on the itemized medical expenses and fill out a separate L-90 for each child. It’s not worth the paperwork.
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Solo vacation trip - Amtrak Southwest Chief!
Either get a travel companion or fly, for crying out loud!
Rare amethyst type
Fixing gap between moulding and floor
My builder’s quoted me $400,000 for the job.
I don’t know how to think of SpaceX anymore
Do modern Nazis still say “Heil Hitler!”?
Mostly they just do the stiff-arm salute.
Do you think we could train or tame dinosaurs?
Programming languages you learned or once used, but are now rarely encountered
We need to bring back Jurassic
Young men and relationships
Do you think we could train or tame dinosaurs?
Hot topic on the incel boards.
Quick question on police forcing unlock of facial recognition
How much firepower would be required to reduce the faces on Mt. Rushmore to rubble?
I consider it unwise to give the police that much power.