Disgusting factual question about a sex act, you have been warned (NSFW, brain bleach required, etc.)
Are pilots supposed to look both ways before crossing the runway?
Is that why there’s a “fertile cockpit” rule?
ACES “pumpkin” suit worn by shuttle astronauts
These “tells” that give away knockoff merchandise
Wait a minute - these integrated pressure bladders are just painted on!
Are you sick of people admiring your intelligence and knowledge? Are you tired of people calling you astute? Then do I have an opportunity for you!
Survivor 48
What’s going on with Skype and what are my options?
Young men and relationships
Hmmmm…I’ll go with “relationships.”
I’ve seen birds dance to music
What’s it called when you watch what’s on tv when it airs?
Not having much of a life, one would assume.
Ever had any strong suspicions that you’ve encountered a narc?
One Day in San Diego?
That’s about average. It might take up to three weeks in Des Moines.
Suggestions for off-road driving?
Would you help your employer/cow-orker out in this situation?
Nah, they can call AAA like everyone else.
Today in nature I saw
An Alternative to Discontinuing the Penny
Small rocks in the river, worn smooth by the water!
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
TV shows that blatantly recycle scripts
How utterly meta!
Young men and relationships
What happened to being a tramp?
That’s more of a young woman thing.
ducks and runs
More Jokes
Soccer ref bitten on testicle by child
I can’t wait for the punchline.
“That was the only time all day I wasn’t thinking about these goddamn false teeth!”
Lab results are back, what should I ask my doctor
TV-buying advice
Yeah, yeah, so what if my serum lipids are in the Holy Shit! range. I wanna know what you recommend in a 96-inch flat screen.
What do you think about the argument that we’re living in the best time in history?
Fucking scammer motherfuckers
Go ahead, tell us what you really think.
What does “at increased risk” mean in this case?
Repurposing an old Window 7 to Linux
It means you’ll lose all your files.
Airforce One question
Why is fentanyl smuggled in?
Blame the DEI-hire pilot!
Should kids get paid for good grades?
USA - execution by firing squad
Carrot and stick - that’s the way to encourage 'em.
Let us assume that Victor Frankenstein was real, and it all worked
Trolls R Us Resurrections
Alright Dr. Frankenstein, now you’ve gone too far. 
Let us assume that Victor Frankenstein was real, and it all worked
What is the most bulletproof way to buy a decent used car?
Insist that it have keyed or pushbutton start, instead of having to shriek “Give my creation LIFE!” anytime you want to drive somewhere.
I already yell that anytime I repair or build anything electrical. It makes a fun experience even more fun.