What’s this thing that came out of my toilet?
Will my coffee stay hotter if I wait a bit before milk?
That ain’t coffee.
What’s this thing that came out of my toilet?
Invention of the telephone
“Mr. Watson, stay right where you are. Don’t come any closer.”
Cruise ships: why does the ship gather your bags and then deliver to your room?
Are we already capable of going to Mars this very instant but just unwilling?
We could go, but NASA charges $50 million for every bag that won’t fit in the overhead.
What’s this thing that came out of my toilet?
Was this definitely a vasovagal syncope episode?
In my Suggested threads:
Ozempic, the bowel paralyzer
How long should a toilet flapper last?
The longer you take the med, the less strain on the flapper, surely?
Invention of the telephone
“Call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours”
“Mr. Watson, come here…I want to see you…badly…”
NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)
Ohio wants your drivers license to view online porn
Yep, that’s a stupid idea all right.
Death in the White House
You get caught with a dead body, are you going to prison?
Lots of good lines come to mind, but I think I’ll pass.
Paquito D’Rivera and his apostrophe
“Call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours”
What really gets me excited are asterisks. 
What would you do differently for the next pandemic?
You get caught with a dead body, are you going to prison?
This time, I’m hiring a better lawyer.
You get caught with a dead body, are you going to prison?
Easy, simple, intuitive drafting software for small projects
I always use HideBody7.0. It has great features, like providing alerts if a homicide unit is within a half-mile of my vehicle, showing the best remote sites and soil conditions for easy burial and a guide for when decomposition odors can be expected to start. Quick download and easy to use.
What music are you listening to right now
The Paradox of ancient, crumbling abandoned cities in stories set in the ancient world
It’s the B-side to “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave Grooving With a Pict.”
What would you do differently for the next pandemic?
Routers and firewalls
Gotta stay virus-free!
“Call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours”
Why isn’t this big news? (New battery)
“It keeps going, and going, and going…”
Do you dress up/down to exercise?
Answering the phone
“Hello, I’m Buck Naked!! So, what are you selling today?”
Movie Marathon (Part 3)
I’m going to undertake a six-month Kabbalah ritual - ask me anything
Do you expect that seeing “Showgirls” 180 times will lead to a spiritual awakening?
What do you think is the goal of this economic chaos?
Lyme Disease
Pronouncing “Content”, a woman’s name?
Tetrahedral Pyramid
No, no - it’s pronounced “throatwobbler mangrove.”
Emailing v texting
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
A Zoom mating is how the young folks are getting it done these days.
Are there any cheap cuts of meat we can buy or is it all expensive?
The cu*t word
Fine. “Are there any cheap slices of meat we can buy?” Better?