Laptop computer gurus here?
What counts as clothing?
For Zoom meetings, an old sweatshirt will do. Pants are optional.
As long as you don’t stand up to get a book off your bookshelf.
Easy Answers for Fictional Dilemmas
What would skydiving on Jupiter be like?
Ugh, do I REALLY have to schedule ANOTHER colonoscopy?
Meet AROK, a robot housekeeper built in the ’70s
“AROK has been completely refurbished and re-programmed to do colonoscopies, and yes, AROK is trained to use the latest in sedation for a completely painless experience! Wait, where are you going?”
Moving money after account owner dies
Wiping criminal records after a certain time
Planning ahead, eh?
What happens if you win a prize package for multiple people, but no one wants to go with you?
Quarks and Black Hole Spaghettification
So if you don’t come with me to Toronto, the universe has a problem…
So… why do bunnies lay eggs?
Today in nature I saw
Works better reversed, but you go to war with the sequential threads you’ve got.
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Why do poker players constantly fiddle with their chips?
The real reason Wild Bill Hickok was shot in Deadwood. 
How do you feel about your scars?
Help me defeat my cat
I take it the cat is winning?
Help me defeat my cat
I’m knackered
The little bastard has worn me out.
Pretty disturbing.
AI image generation is getting crazy good
followed by
Chid Sexual Abuse Material rather than Kiddie Porn
(Chid would be Child, I don’t know if that was a typo or a choice)
The Universe is spinning
I’m knackered
You wouldn’t believe the energy you have to expend to overcome inertia.
What now for Ukraine
Real Time with Bill Maher
“You Ukrainians have to stop demonizing Putin. I’ve been over to his place for borscht and a friendly game of Risk, and he’s really a swell guy.”
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
More eBike Questions
Well, an eBike should allow you to get around quite a lot…
Episodes or movies you want to see redone
Do you think they should bring back Woodstock in 2029?
Only if it’s in Snoopy’s gritty origin story.
Dealing with stress / anxiety / depression
The skyscraper thread
Come on over to the Xanax thread instead, they’re giving away Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 
Dealing with stress / anxiety / depression
Pet pictures!
Once again, the Dope comes through!
Whats your earliest memory?
Utterly insane traffic accident
I was three, we were on the New York Thruway and Dad asked me to take the wheel for a moment. It didn’t end well.
Why is your ex your ex?
Utterly insane traffic accident
Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Have you heard of this word? (Second time)
I already told you, I never heard of that word, and if you bring it up again I’m gonna whap you with a thesaurus.
What did eye surgery involve in the mid-1800’s?
Eye Dominance and Handedness