When in discourse of sequential threads

Investment general discussion thread
I’ve got bees!

Bold choice. Most people prefer stocks or real estate.

“Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

Why did I see red triangles? Visual hallucination?
Too many vaccinations?

Either that, or eating a full quart of lobster ice cream.

Investment general discussion thread
What causes these sharp, transient pains

It’s the tariffs. Better stock up on Pepto-Bismol.

Socialised health care, Australia style
Serving Biscuits

That’s nothing. Here in the southern U.S., hospitals serve biscuits and gravy.

Need tips on introducing a third cat to our house
USB to 3.5mm 6-Channel Audio

Just watch those tricky male-female connections

How do you value raw land?
Have you ever made your own lemon pepper seasoning?

I’ve tried terra tartare with lots of different spices and dips, but it always ends up tasting like dirt.

Self driving cars are still decades away
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?

Yes, but you two will have to wait until you get home.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is 50 today. Also a Moose bit my Sister
Oh that’s who that was?!

I could have sworn it was Anne Elk.

I’m done with chicken
Oh that’s who that was?!

Yeah, I’ve seen that Far Side comic.

Why no poultry?
I’m done with chicken

Oh, OK.

A Joke for Star Wars Day
Why no poultry?

Because it got to the dark side.

How to Approach Concessions Required of Us as We Age
My new electric push lawn mower has headlights on it

Yeah, the neighbors were starting to get cranky about my not seeing their cats and dogs in time.

How to Approach Concessions Required of Us as We Age
Izod Lacoste polo shirts

Hell no!

How Do I Love Her? I Just Found A New Way!
India / Pakistan Conflict Escalation [ 6MAY2025 breaking news ]

A second honeymoon in Kashmir sounds like a great way to show her that you care.

Do you dress up/down to exercise?
The feeling of your life being watched over

God doesn’t want you to wear those skintight yoga pants.

Recommend some horror books with unusual premises
Melania Trump is gone (largely missing in public, not deceased)

Everyone thinks she’s just lying low, until the big reveal!

How to Approach Concessions Required of Us as We Age
What is the WORST immediate sequel to a great film?

I wouldn’t call “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” a great film, but “Indiana Jones Takes His Walker To Wal-Mart” was a real disappointment.

I have a refugee living in my home. I have several questions
Where is kayaker?

Have you checked behind the refugee?

Trump is going to use a gifted foreign aircraft as Air Force One
What’s the most insane rumor you’ve heard about a candidate for public office, in the U.S. or elsewhere?

You win. I can’t top that one!