What else to do in Montreal?
24 hours, 24 beers
Recommend some horror books with unusual premises
Quickly! Mixing Jello Gelatin with Jello Pudding: Brilliant or Disastrous?
It’s a new version of The Blob. Only Stephen King could do it justice
Air Force One question
What is a Witching Signal?
A buzzer sounds in the cockpit when Trump wants to stop off at McDonald’s.
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
Question for those who text a lot
Why not get off the damn phone, and on the job?
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
Four days in Barcelona in August
If you’re serious about helping out, plan on at least a two-week stay.
Melania Trump is gone (largely missing in public, not deceased)
Any New Theories on the “Mary Celeste”?
Erm…
What Should I Do On My Trip To Japan?
Whatever happened to semicolons?
They used to be featured attractions in the Ginza; now they’re relegated to museums. Apostrophes’ popularity has been waning too. 
Any thoughts on how we can protest better?
The Mexican Navy rams the Brooklyn Bridge
Ladies: Pantyhose or Stockings?
Do women like pantyhose?
Stockings and suspenders
I left out one among these, but I don’t think anyone will object.
Well, do women prefer pantyhose to stockings and suspenders? Prurient minds want to know!
Do women like pantyhose?
Stockings and suspenders
Suggest a source for FUNCTIONAL fully fashioned stockings and garter belts?
How much did your wedding cost?
It adds up when you figure in the entire wedding party and guests.
Acid reflux woes
An expression of love
It’s your stomach showing affection after being sent a large, fatty meal washed down with booze. 
What’s cheaper? Thermostat on 76 and the fans on or
Chemical castration?
That’s a rather drastic way to deal with hot flushes
Why did we evolve finger- and toenails? What purpose do they serve?
Park in one country and fly from another?
“When I get back, if I find out that you’ve messed with my Volvo, you’re gonna be sorry.”
AI image generation is getting crazy good
Flying cats and no news is good news
Let me know when the flying cats start attacking the Wicked Witch’s winged monkeys.
Stupidest product design you’ve experienced
Starship keeps exploding
Feasibility and practical consequences of the 2025 “golden dome” missile interception project
Converting German Bolt Action Rifles to Semi-automatic Fire
That’s old news. The latest DOGE proposal says using trebuchets and cauldrons full of boiling oil will get the job done lots cheaper.
What did people think clouds were before the scientific explanation?
[Roman] Dodecahedrons
Do professional, non state affiliated assassins really exist?
Paul Reubens (posthumously) comes out
Only now can the true story be told. 
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse … of DOOM!
What’s the biggest thing in your household that you don’t even use?
MAGA women and their hair extensions
We got a couple to deter burglars but they’re too noisy and garish, and besides they require a really big fenced yard.