When in discourse of sequential threads

Hatin’ on Christmas music!
Historical myths that reallly get on your tits

I really hate the myth that all the other reindeer loved Rudolph after his nose guided them through the storm and everyone lived happily ever after, when the truth is that a resentful Rudolph mowed 'em all down with automatic weapons fire.

Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance
Looking for a collaborator

They infuriate me so much that I need to collaborate & share my infuriation!

Can a six year old commit murder?

Unexpectedly positive experiences

She’s so precocious!

Hatin’ on Christmas music!
Boxer briefs that are not tight?

Icicles on noses and rabies in foxes
Aggressive salesmen and strange ticking boxes
Loose boxer briefs that are tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Landing a light plane: why is it hard?

Could a highly experienced small aircraft pilot successfully be talked through the landing of an airliner, as in “Zero Hour! ” and “Airplane!”?

Boxer briefs that are not tight?
Are drivers getting worse?

Drivers got their panties in a bunch

Straight Women: Are you more turned off by women, or unattractive men?
Would you consider living on a cruise ship for three years?

Just for research purposes, of course.

The wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald - 50 years ago today
Remembrance Day

How come other deceased mariners don’t get a song & a day to remember them by?

Will a regular person with a chainsaw kill a charging Grizzly bear? Who wins and dies?
Historical myths DEBUNKED!

They’re bringing back Mythbusters!!!

What are some overlooked impacts of the industrial revolution on everyday lives?
More Jokes

“Hey, didja hear what Ephraim said when he got trapped in the cotton gin?”

How to handle my layoff?

Off with their heads!

Empire State Building question
When you are about 30,000 feet in a plane

You probably have clearance, but better take it up to 50,000 feet to make sure.

In Buffalo, NY now
That’s likely the last ___ I’ll ever buy

plate of wings at the Anchor Bar (unless I come back to Buffalo again sometime)

Medicare: Advantage vs. Medigap
Can getting my transmission flushed cause problems?

Sorry, that service isn’t covered under your car’s Advantage plan. And your mechanic is out-of-network anyway.

Franco is still dead, but some miss him
Reincarnation suspicion

Sounds rather ominous to me

Two guys from Texas plan to conquer and enslave their own sex island

Anti-vaxxers are ignorant scumbags that kill children

Has anyone ever thought you were autistic before?

Off with their heads!