What occupations could you learn at a professional level through Youtube?
Off with their heads!
I’ve gotten pretty handy with a guillotine just from watching YouTube videos.
Suggestion for a new tablet?
Sometimes Technology Just Complicates Things
Yeah, go with this one. No worries about battery recharging.
Must-do things in London or within an afternoon’s drive?
vacation-travel
Who adopts chickens - need answer fast
Personally, I’d adopt a domestic chicken, the necessary paperwork, & time in quarantine until you can cuddle it back in the US is more than I want to deal with.
Goon, you’re free!
You can’t watch Pornhub in Texas (for the time being)
I guess you’re free except in Texas.
In YOUR opinion, when’s the best time to get cataract surgery?
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3
I think you’re overdue for cataract surgery.
Laser Range Finder
Blowing up boats off So. America - war crime or not?
The crime is shooting them, not the targeting mechanism
Screw you, Burl Ives!
Trump is dying
Many have succumbed after being subjected to “A Holly Jolly Christmas”.
Does this congressional ban on hemp-derived THC products affect state-level marijuana legalization
When you are about 30,000 feet in a plane
No, that’s a legal high.
Who would make a better President?
Walk me through the process of ordering a round at a British pub
I thought the bars legally can’t open on Election Day until after the polls close
Mass murder on the high seas (Venezuelan “drug boat”)
Transgender for everyone
Royal Caribbean’s promotions are gettiing stranger and stranger.
Not sure if that’s a joke, but no. No requirement in UK that bars close on election day. And pubs and polls both close at 11PM.
Spelling question involving the letter “d”
Why blue eyes?
Because “blude eydes” would just be silly.
Visiting sites of past bad events
What are these metal things on concrete benches
No idea, but it’s wise to check carefully before plopping your butt down on them.
What is “ok” to put through a sink disposal?
Most people get Ayn Rand’s philosophy wrong
Understood, but if you don’t feed in The Fountainhead sloowly, you’re gonna have a monster plumber’s bill.
NM
Nm
Nm
Korean Reunification
An alternative to Israel that probably would have worked
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Gifts from the company catalogue-The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
If it was in the company catalogue, why can’t I use it at work? 
What is the point of supervised release with an ankle monitor?
Could the British have defeated the American Revolution if they’d done this?
Nah, there would have been a ton of ankle monitors thrown into Boston harbor.
Did Pavlov Think About Feeding His Dog Every Time He Heard a Bell Ring?
Friendly Dog Becomes Aggressive
Because he didn’t get fed when the bell rang.
Craig the elephant has died
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
Poor Craig never could resist posting in obscure threads.