Privileges One Receives When They Hit 50
An AI lover? Is this real?
AI image generation is getting crazy good
An AI lover? Is this real?
Nope, just generative AI!
Frontrunners for Democratic presidential nomination in 2028
Man armed with gun and fuel can shot dead after breaking into Trump’s Mar-a-Lago property
I’m pretty sure being dead will interfere with his prospects.
Worst movie titles
The Doorman cometh
Too artsy-sounding. Too Late To Scream, It’s The Doorman will send chills down their spine.
Why don’t you lift weights?
Incorporating weight-loss drugs into your life
Since I started taking a GLP1 I don’t have to lift my fat arse out of the chair anymore.
TH sounds in other languages
Don’t say yes!
Mais ouith!
Names for Trump
Amanda Seyfried and the Prosthetic Butthole
Never knew those two were an item.
How does Canadian health care work?
Why am I now seeing the term “unalived” all over the place instead of the much shorter “killed” or “died”?
It was inevitable, once they started calling pain “discomfort”.
Tell me about your experiences with dental tourism!
Should we go through with our Mexico vacation in February (poll)?
That depends; how bad is your toothache?
Not Straight Dope:
At the top of the page was an ad for Pokemon, underneath was a second ad featuring Jurassic Park.
T-Rex used bite, it was ridiculously effective
English sparrows’ lack of predators in the US
EE-UU??
It’s the last sound they hear before the talons latch on.
What’s the thing you inexplicably own a million of?
The Doomsday Clock
Midnight’s going to be a blast at my place.
Mandarin Language Question: PLA
EE-UU??
I tried that when ordering at the Chinese takeout place, and they gave me blackened kumquats on a bed of Asian roadkill.
Is this how WW3 happens?
Receiving anonymous gifts of cash
Yep, the world leaders were told that the anonymous bundles of unmarked bills would stop coming if they didn’t unleash the nukes.
Funny pet names
Spreadsheets and AI
Linux and Excel would be perfect for a pair of long-haired dachshunds.
Ancestry DNA test. What to expect?
What was your colonoscopy recovery like?
How are particularly horrific criminals treated by the other inmates?
What specific kind of landline phone do I need in this situation?
None - you need a cell phone.
Ancestry DNA Tests: What to Expect?
More Jokes
The hatred for Scrappy-Doo
Any accordion players here?
Because I think I’ve come up with an idea that will make him even more annoying!
So… How does one actually use AI?
Bath, or shower?
I always feel extra-refreshed after my daily AI shower, but they still complain at work.
Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread
Real Time with Bill Maher
Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)
Ah, the old “is he evil or just stupid” debate.