Your feel-good story for the day
‘Losing your stomach’ feeling
I felt so much better after finding it under the dining room table.
Anyone here watch the 60 minutes episode on Havana Syndrome?
Tell me about your OTR Microwave – Black only (not Black Stainless)
Pointing my black microwave at the noisy neighbors has settled them down considerably.
So what do we impeach him for?
The Melania movie reviews are in! (they’re not good)
It’s at least as an impeachable offense as 1/6!
Why do so many posters have trouble staying on topic?
Fucking scammer motherfuckers
They are just here for the scams, not to talk.
Fucking scammer motherfuckers
Trump is dying
Why’d you have to get my hopes up like that?
We find conclusive proof of advanced alien civilization on a nearby exoplanet; what do we tell them?
What to do with 12 tons of KitKat bars
And after they work their way through the KitKat bars, we bribe 'em with 12 tons of Payday bars and 16 tons of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Instead of invading Earth, they’ll just lie there burping.
Hard boiled eggs
Paul Simon - Something So Wrong?
Yeah, it’s spelled “Newman.”
Where’s the Beef? Stroganoff?
Dishes made with Anger
Right between the Angry Bird Pie and the Furious Fries.
Today in Nature I saw
Custom License Plates – Seen in the Wild
“Eggs over Medium” – What do you expect to get?
Hard Boiled Eggs
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
Ozempic, the bowel paralyzer
This sounds like “Ozempic” is a poster, and their tag line is “the bowel paralyzer”, so of course any thread that they post to will immediately die!
What do we impeach him for?
Roundabout hysteria
That’s actually a good idea.