How were things different when you were a kid?
American car headlights of yesteryear
Simple to change when the bulb died, just open the hood, unscrew the old one, pull it out & put the new one in & then screw it back in & close the hood. No going up thru the fender, or removing the bumper, or the battery, or…
What became ubiquitous and then went away in your lifetime?
Bogus info from ChatGPT
If only…
Does your marriage have its own version of the “same old argument that never resolves,” and if so, what is it?
TMJ disorder vs. Meniere’s
It’s like a more gruesome version of those Miller Lite commercials.
Questions for Christians
Why don’t you lift weights?
Weightlifting has been replaced by body sculpting.
Small casinos and security
What Might This Cast Iron Pipe/Flue/Fitting Have Been For?
So you been stealin’ chips and countin’ dem cards? Well buster, we got ways of takin’ care of wise guys like you.
What is your favorite Nicolas Cage movie?
Who greenlighted this cinematic shitshow?
Yes, I think that’s a pretty standard response to most Cage movies
How does air traffic control work in Vancouver harbor?
What do you see when you close your eyes?
In my mind I picture a radar screen with all the planes passing each other safely, and that works pretty well most of the time.
Freedom 250 - The Great American State Fair
Transgender for everyone
Should be the most popular attraction at the fair, aside from the MAHA booth selling deep-fried butter on a stick.
Driving a rental car to Canada - anything I should beware of?
Meeting your remote colleagues
Definitely wear a hoodie and fake beard, and keep those noseglasses handy.
What’s your most unfortunate bowel or bladder malfunction?
How to protect my 401k and 403b from the upcoming bear-market crash under Trump?
(almost any thread title after the first one is bound to be funny)
Going overseas for the first time in decades
What should I do with some unwearable clothing?
Definitely ditch the bermuda shorts, sandals with black socks and MAGA hat.
TV Binge Watch (Part 3)
What’s Your Most Unfortunate Bowel or Bladder Malfunction?
I love that show!
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
Ongoing Prostate Cancer Treatment
It couldn’t hurt…
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate
What’s new in Vegas these days?
If you’re coming home pregnant I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas; therefore, what should be new in Vegas is their marketing slogan.
What jobs really require a humanoid form?
What is the best breed of cat?
My money’s on the Maine Coon for Secretary of State. Big and imposing, but laid-back and peace-minded.
What’s your most unfortunate bowel or bladder malfunction
Water, water, everywhere?
Today in nature I saw
Water, water, everywhere?
Radio stations playing slightly altered versions of songs - not censored versions
71 teenage girls emerge from manhole in NYC
That’s a hell of an alteration of “76 Trombones”.
Best single lines in rock lyrics
When you are stuck in a room that won’t move
Well, it’s the best line Yoko Ono ever came up with.